Shameless Batmobile Porn! (And some serious conversation too.)

[cloned]

Roleplay with deductionmaster


Tim walked over to Bruce's precious 'car' and leaned against it, laughing quietly. His voice didn't raise, but it echoed slightly in the large space and he smiled a bit. "I didn't think you'd take so long to get here."

"Ran into Sidearm of all people." Kon rolled his eyes. "So had to stop him. But I didn't chat with the press this time!" He pouted at Tim. "He tore my shirt, though!"

Tim looked concerned for a moment, then tilted his head and grinned at the 'torn shirt' remark. He stepped forward and tugged at the tear. "I see that." More seriously, he looked at Kon's face. "You're okay, though." It wasn't a question.

Kon kissed him lightly. "Against Sidearm? Please. I could beat that loser with both hands tied behind my back. With kryptonite rope."

Grinning, Tim nodded. "I have no doubt." He bit down on his lip for a moment and smirked. "Tied behind your back. There's an image." He laughed quietly and placed his hand slightly inside the tear of the shirt.

"Like it?" Kon raised his eyebrows. "My hands tied behind my back, all helpless so you can do anything you want to me?" He put his hands on Tim's hips and smirked at him, pulling him close.

"Huh." Tim tucked his tongue into his cheek and shrugged a bit. "Just makes for an interesting thought," he admitted...which was Tim-speak for 'YES.' His hand moved completely inside the shirt and slid over Kon's side.

Kon laughed and kissed him. "Maybe soon. I'll even be good and not just break out of them! Or we could just see if Cassie wants to use that unbreakable lasso of hers..."

Tim nodded thoughtfully, picturing that in his mind for a moment, then grinned and focused solely on Kon. "Then again...I like it when your hands are free." His left hand moved to catch one of Kon's hands and he ran a finger over the palm.

Kon shivered. "I like it too. Then I can touch you." He cupped Tim's ass and squeezed lightly. "It's fun."

Tim jolted forward slightly and swallowed down a breath. "Yeah...it is." Very slowly, he lifted their hands up and looked at them. "I am paler, aren't I," he muttered before kissing the tip of Kon's thumb.

"You don't get enough sun." Kon stroked Tim's lips gently with his thumb. "Me? I can't get enough."
"Hmm, guess so." His tongue darted out, stroking along the edge of Kon's thumb. He felt his heart speed up slightly and he took a deep breath before opening his mouth slightly.

Kon took the invitation and pushed the tip of his thumb into Tim's mouth. "Yeah. Um. Stuff."

Tim kept his mouth open for a moment, just moving his tongue against Kon's skin, and then he closed his lips around it and sucked gently. He watched the other man's face closely.

Kon's breath hitched a little as he watched Tim's lips around his thumb. "Hot," he muttered. He squeezed Tim's ass with his other hand.

The corners of Tim's mouth twitched up for a moment and then he resumed sucking softly for a few moments, his breath a bit quicker as his hips jerked forward. He opened his mouth and deliberately ran his tongue down the length of Kon's thumb. "Tell me what you want."

Kon hissed and ground into Tim gently. He kissed Tim around his thumb and grinned at him. "I did promise a blowjob in the Batmobile, didn't I?"

Tim chuckled softly and hummed in agreement, moving backwards towards the car, tugging Kon along with him. He refused to let go of Kon's hand, moving his mouth over to his other fingers. He felt a bit more confident as he slid two into his mouth.

Kon laughed and stroked Tim's tongue. "At this rate I might need to get that mouth of yours on my dick. Damn, you look good like this." He climbed into the car after Tim and kissed him gently.

He kissed Kon back, moving a hand to rest against his shoulder as he settled down in the car. Pulling back slightly, he looked at Kon and arched a brow. "I want to," he said, and he absolutely meant it.

Kon touched Tim's cheek with his still wet fingers and smiled. "Good. But I'm going first!" He popped open Tim's pants.

Tim smirked slightly and exhaled roughly as the fabric loosened over his dick. "Is this more of me learning through experience again?" he asked, his voice slightly teasing as he lifted his hips up a bit.

"Sure, we can call it that." Kon mouthed him through the fabric, then pulled his underpants down. "Pay attention, there'll be a test at the end." He held onto Tim's thighs and licked a broad stroke up his cock.

Tim has started to reply when the feel of Kon's tongue against him hit him and his mouth dropped open. Any and all thought fled from his mind and he groaned softly, the sound loud in the car.

Kon chuckled gently and mouthed Tim's balls. "Like that?" he muttered, lips brushing Tim gently.

Tim managed to look down at Kon and he nodded slowly. "You know I do," he managed to say in a harsh voice. He could feel his body straining forward, and he dug his fingers into the black leather of the seat.

"But I like to hear it." Kon took Tim's balls into his mouth and sucked gently. He reached for Tim's hand and put it on his head.

Tim threaded his fingers through Kon's hair and gasped softly. His fingers moved on their own, gripping and releasing, and he closed his eyes for a moment. "Kon," he whispered. "Fuck."

Kon hummed in answer and pressed his tongue against Tim's balls.

Tim felt every ounce of control slip away from him and he moved his fingers through Kon's hair just as he reached up to grip his own with his other hand, finally releasing the seat. "Please."

Kon pulled up and smirked up at Tim. "Please what?"

He managed to find words...somehow, and he huffed out a breath as he looked at Kon's smirking face. "Please...suck me."

"Sure thing." Kon kissed his thigh, then sunk down on Tim.

"Fuck." Tim slammed his head back against the seat and made a low noise that wasn't anything close to a word in the back of his throat. He fought to keep himself from thrusting forward and swallowed hard. "So good."

Kon smirked around him and glanced up at Tim. Then he started to move, bobbing his head up and down. He squeezed Tim's hip gently.

Tim's hand slipped from his hair and moved down to where Kon's hand was on his hip. Moaning, he bit down on his lip. "Kon. I can't...you need to...I'm gonna come," he murmured, his words slurring together.

Kon hummed and took a quick breath. Then he relaxed his throat and went all the way down.

"Kon, god." Tim felt himself tensing up and he breathed out several times quickly. He jerked in place as he came, his body clenching and releasing over and over. Shivering hard, he collapsed in shock. Somewhere his mind noted his hand on Kon's, and he squeezed it.

Kon swallowed around him as Tim came and licked him clean. He grinned and pulled off. "Couldn't let you spill all over the Batmobile." He squeezed Tim's thigh and crawled up to kiss him.

"Thoughtful." Tim laughed a bit and kissed Kon back. "And no, never that," he said lightly, "imagine taking it in to the car wash." He smiled and shook his head.

"Not to mention explaining it to Batman. He'd probably kill me." Kon pouted at him and slumped back against the seat.

Tim hummed quietly and looked over at him. "He wouldn't kill YOU." Shifting a bit, he leaned forward in his seat and focused his eyes on Kon.

Kon shrugged. "He doesn't like me." He smiled at Tim. "Hey."

"He doesn't like anybody," Tim replied with a grin. He tilted his head to the side and glanced down Kon's body. He reached over to tap a finger against Kon's knee.

Kon put his arm over Tim's shoulder and pulled him into a sort of half-hug half-cuddle. "So do you want to give me a blow job first or tell me what's wrong?"

Tim laughed and swiveled around in the seat, moving himself easily over and working the a seat back until he was kneeling on the floorboard, looking up at Kon. He placed his hands at Kon's waist and smiled. "Why ask questions you already know the answer to?"

Kon smiled and pet Tim's head. "I'm good with this plan." Then he tucked his hands under his head and spread his legs. "You ready?"

Tim chuckled and undid the button of Kon's pants. "I did practical research," he said with a grin as he slid down the zipper carefully. "I took careful mental notes," he said slowly and tugged at Kon's pants. "And I am absolutely certain that I am ready. Are you?"

Kon was very hard under his pants. He breathed out a little as Tim pulled them down. He wasn't wearing any underwear. "Baby, I was born ready. Or, you know, cloned. Point is, yes, I am totally ready and suck me please so I'll stop talking."

Tim, being Tim, took a moment to look before reaching out and closing his hand around the base of Kon's cock. He licked his lips and leaned his head down, swiping his tongue over the head and humming quietly. His mouth closed over the head and he sucked gently, humming again.

Kon hissed and leaned back against the seat. "Hot," he gasped. It was. It felt great, of course, but there was also the part where he was watching Tim with his mouth over Kon's cock and damn, it was really nice.

Tim looked up at Kon from his position and he lowered his head, taking more into his mouth. He ran his tongue along the underside, pushing up slightly, and moved back up. He swiped his tongue across the slit and moved his mouth back over him, sucking harder.

Kon's mind wasn't being very active anymore. He'd been hard since Tim had first sucked his fingers and he was going to last an embarrassingly short time. He gritted his teeth and didn't buck up.

Tim twisted his head slightly as he moved back up, and then down again, and he lifted his other hand up to grip Kon's thigh. The truth was, he was enjoying this...a lot. He hummed a bit louder as he worked his mouth over Kon's cock , and sucked hard on the way up. As he moved down again, he moved his thumb up and pushed himself down until he met it.

"Fuck, that's good," Kon put a hand on Tim's shoulder, not pushing, just touching. "Doing great, Tim. Fuuuck." He pushed his head against the back of the seat and closed his eyes for a moment. If he kept watching, he'd never last.

Tim continued to move up and down, twisting slightly, and he slid his hand over from Kon's thigh to stroke his balls. Lifting up for a moment, he took a deep breath and whispered Kon's name before moving his mouth down over him again.

Kon squeezed Tim's shoulder at that and looked down at him again and "Oh, fuck." He was not going to last long. "Tim, fuck. Not gonna last. Been hard too... fuck. Too long."

Blinking slowly, he kept his eyes trained on Kon's face as he moved up, sucking hard. He hummed again, his hand stuff gently working, and allowed gravity to drop his head back down. His tongue slid firmly across Kon's skin and he sped up his movements.

Kon jerked up. "Tim," he gasped. He bit his lip and held tightly to Tim's shoulder. He came, bucking into Tim's mouth.

Tim swallowed over and over, moving up and sliding his tongue across the head until Kon was clean. He smiled, licking his lips, and leaned over to press a small, moist kiss against Kon's hip. His knew his shoulder would be a bit bruised, and he couldn't stop grinning. "Hmm."

Kon laughed and pulled him up. "You're a quick learner," he muttered. He kissed Tim hard.

Tim laughed against his mouth for a moment, then kissed him back. When he finally pulled back for air, he grinned. "I take my studies very seriously."

"A+." Kon shifted until he was lying down along the seat, with Tim on top of him. His legs were all cramped and tangled with Tim's, but he was okay with that. He flopped an arm over Tim.

"Good to know," Tim said quietly, the words genuine, moving a bit over him to get more comfortable. Sighing, completely relaxed, he laid his head down and pressed a hand to Kon's side.

Kon ran his hand down Tim's side soothingly. "So. Gonna tell me what's up?"

Tim sighed, smiling wryly. He'd half-hoped Kon had forgotten, but really, he'd known the man wouldn't. Still relaxed against him, Tim bit down on the inside of him mouth before speaking. "I talked to Bruce. He thinks I'm screwing up my focus, and he told me to get out of the Manor until I get my head on right."

"What?" Kon's arm tightened over Tim. "That bastard. He can't do that!" He scowled. "I mean, aren't you his son now or something? It's just... that's so stupid!"

Tim's hand on Kon's side moved into a slow circle. "He says it's because if I screw up, I'll get myself hurt...and I'll let Gotham drown." He lifted his head up slightly and dredged up a small smile. "It's okay, Kon. I'll be at the guest house for now...he'll learn to deal. It's just...he's not Bruce first, he's Batman. My personal life, to him, can't be a priority."

"Screw him," Kon kissed Tim's head fiercely. "You aren't him. He can't... I will kick his ass. I don't care that he's probably better than me, I'll do it anyway."

Tim blew out a breath and 'hmmed'. "You're not going to kick his ass, and it's NOT because he's better than you. He's not." He closed his eyes for a moment and shrugged, not answering the part about him not being Bruce. "It's okay, Kon. Really." For the moment, he was.

"Tim." Kon curled his hand around Tim's arm. "It's just... you know that this isn't bad, right? Like, it's not normal and it's a little weird, but Bruce is just an asshole. And he shouldn't do that! What's that going to help anything?"

Tim's eyebrows furrowed and he lifted himself up to look down at Kon. "You can't honestly believe I'd be here if I thought it was bad, right? You know me well enough to know that. I know different doesn't mean wrong." He pressed a kiss to Kon's mouth and smiled slightly. "He is what he is. I'll deal. It doesn't matter right now."

Kon smiled at him. "Yeah, I know. But you shouldn't have to deal. I mean, he's acting totally stupid. You don't push away family!"

"I guess so," Tim replied, any uncertainty at the words filed away. "It's cool. He and I will talk tomorrow. It'll be fine." He grinned. "So stop worrying. You're not allowed to steal my job."

"Psh, there's enough to go around." Kon smiled back and rubbed Tim's back. "Take it the Batmobile blowjobs won't help anything?"

Tim shook his head, laughing silently. "What you should really be wondering is what's going to happen when we use his yacht," he said, his face totally serious as he held back a laugh.

"We're gonna use the yacht?" Kon grinned. "You are the best rich boyfriend ever."

"Well, it was either that or the jet, and I don't really think we need that," he joked.

"If you want to join the mile high club, Cassie and I can help you do it the more interesting way." Kon leered.

Tim rolled his eyes and tucked his tongue into his cheek. "I have no doubt of that," he said, laughing.

"Mmm." Kon pulled Tim down into another kiss. "It'd be fun."

"I'm sure," Tim agreed, pressing his lips together in thought. "You're not going to be able to talk me into anything, you know," he said with a grin. "I do have some 'small' semblance of self-control. I think I'll stick to the ground...or water...at least, for now."

Kon smirked and floated up a few inches. "What, don't you trust me to keep you up? I've got TTK, you know. Have I ever mentioned it?"

Tim arched a brow and tried to glare, but the truth was, he was just too relaxed...and he trusted Kon. "You've mentioned it once or twice, smartass. ...Down."

Kon laughed and dropped down to the seat. "I'd probably just focus on holding you while you had sex with Cassie, or something. I don't know if my focus is good enough to hold you up when I come."

"That would be interesting," Tim replied with a grin. "Somehow I doubt you'd be able to just stay and watch without wanting to touch. ...Just a guess, of course."

"You underestimate me. But I could touch without losing focus, it's the being touched that makes my brain stop working." He brushed a kiss over Tim's head.

"I see." He smiled at the kiss and shrugged a bit, moving his hand slightly across Kon's skin. "Maybe you're overestimating me, then. I doubt I would refrain from touching you."

"That's what TTK is for." Kon touched Tim's arm and made it stop moving for a second before letting it free
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"Huh." He bit his lip and moved his arm a bit, huffing out a small breath. "Hmm." He moved back a bit and looked around them. "I can't believe we did this in here." He looked at Kon, then broke into laughter.

Kon laughed too and curled a hand around Tim's head. "It's awesome, right?"

Tim grinned and tapped his fingers again Kon in a simple, repetitive rhythm. "It actually is. It has to be wrong that I kind of hope he finds out."

Kon shook his head. "Depends on if you were doing this because Batmobile. Hot. Or if you were doing it cause you're mad at him and doing this is a way of striking back."

Tim frowned a bit, but thought about it...making sure his answer was honest. "I didn't DO this to strike back at him. I wasn't thinking like that." He hummed quietly, just thinking.

Kon shrugged. "Either way, it was pretty awesome." He ran his hand up and down Tim's body. "I love you, y'know?"

Tim blinked for a moment. He was always terrified of saying it back...each time. It was getting easier though. "I know," he said quietly. "I love you, too."

Kon grinned and kissed him. Saying it was both harder and easier than he'd expected. "Cool."

Grinning, Tim nodded and shifted again. "Yup." He managed to rearrange himself enough to run a hand through his hair and wondered if he should get up. Super or not, Kon's legs had to be cramped.

Kon shifted a little. "You have a bed somewhere?"

"You know where my bed is," Tim said with a laugh. "It's still mine tonight." He managed to untangle himself from Kon and eased himself out of the car.

Kon scooped him up and flew up into the manor. "Am I allowed to stay the night? Or will I be too much of a distraction?"

Tim face was a mixture between a scowl at being scooped up and amusement for the same thing. "You're allowed," he said with a small laugh.

"Good." Kon kissed his head and dropped them both into the bed.

Tim laid back and shook his head, still grinning.

Kon put an arm around him and pulled Tim into his side. "Time for cuddles and sleep?"

Not generally a cuddler by nature, Tim hummed, then nodded. Things were different. "Okay, yeah. Sounds nice." He moved his arm over to rest across Kon and relaxed.

Kon kicked his jeans off all the way and sent the blanket flying over them with a twitch. "Night, babe."

Tim chuckled. "Night, Kon."

Comments

[nokidflash.livejournal.com]

Oh my childhood!

But in an awesome way. I <3 the triple, even when there are only two of them there.

As I just mentioned to Tim!mun, Kara calls dibs on the first Fortress of Solitude sex scene. Because if we're going to be breaking my innocence, I get to be a part of it. :P

[ihavettk.livejournal.com]

I thought I already took care of your childhood with the Rule 34 site?

XD They are cute. And Kara can have it! But really, she needs someone to break innocence with!

"Break innocence." That's what the kids are calling it these days, huh?

[nokidflash.livejournal.com]

Oh yeah. But this was another chunk GONE!

She does! Ah well. It'll happen when it happens. ;)

LOL, yes. Those crazy kids.

[ihavettk.livejournal.com]

...might happen a lot around me! XD CHILDHOODS ARE OVERRATED ANYWAY!

Yay!