Surprisingly, this is more OTC than SWS. I label it random, though.

[cloned]

HEY TIM GUESS WHAT?

We don't have to go to Iowa to get married after all! WE CAN GO TO MAINE INSTEAD!

Comments

[mrsarcastic003]

Thanks, Kon. I was really worried about that.

Though there's still the issue of Cissie and Cassie. I don't think Maine allows bigamy.

[ihavettk.livejournal.com]

Hmm.

They could marry each other? There's still Iowa and Massachusetts and Connecticut and Vermont! I think Cissie and Cassie would like a Vermont wedding.

[mrsarcastic003]

So... wait. We marry each other. They marry each other... and we all cheat on our spouses to be together? This sounds like a very strange marriage arrangement.

[cisskabob.livejournal.com]

It might even be easier just to marry the dirty mistresses in the first place.

[ihavettk.livejournal.com]

CISSIE! WHY SHOULD WE DO THINGS THE EASY WAY? THERE IS GAY MARRIAGE IN MAINE!

I think I need to take off my shirt to celebrate.

[olympus-girl.livejournal.com]

:D~

That is all.

[ihavettk.livejournal.com]

Like me shirtless?

[cisskabob.livejournal.com]

You are such a dork. So are you the Dirty Mistress or the Adulterous Bitch? ;)

[ihavettk.livejournal.com]

Umm... we're in an open relationship, Tim and me. So we're both adulterous bitches!

[mrsarcastic003]

Adulterous bitch? I don't know that I'd characterize myself that way. If we're in an open relationship, it's not adultery. ...Right?

[ihavettk.livejournal.com]

I have no idea, man.

[mrsarcastic003]

One would think.

[ihavettk.livejournal.com]

We'll be one big happy gay married family!

[mrsarcastic003]

That... really is all manner of disturbing. Plus... I don't think I can do poly. I'm the jealous type.

[ihavettk.livejournal.com]

Yeeeeah, me too. And really, no offense, man, but I don't so much wanna do you. You're a little short for me.

[mrsarcastic003]

...Ow. I'm not that short.

...Though I think I'm okay that you don't want to do me? Despite my obvious hotness.

[ihavettk.livejournal.com]

But it's so funny to tease you about it! Did you know I'm taller than Nightwing?

Yes, it's true. I'm depriving myself of your obvious hotness for the obvious hotness of my beautiful girlfriend. Who is hot in a more girly way. Sorry man, you're hot, but you just can't beat boobs.

[mrsarcastic003]

Nightwing's not that much taller than me.

...I wouldn't even try to compete. Despite my excellent manly physique.

[ihavettk.livejournal.com]

No, he's pretty short too. Why are all the Bats short? How tall is Bruce?

It is very sexy in a manly way. If we were not both in other relationships, I would totally do you, man.

[mrsarcastic003]

Jason's not short. And Bruce is over six feet (6'3", 6'4"? Can't remember, and not going into his file to look).

I appreciate that. The feeling's mutual. But, you know. I love Cissie, and she comes first.

[ihavettk.livejournal.com]

Bruce might be taller than me, then. Well, my FAVORITE Bats are short. Steph's pretty short too, right? Cass is about normal height. She's just awesome anyway?

Alas! Well, it's a good thing I have Cassie to comfort me in my rejection. Her comforting is sexy. Aaaaand I love her.

[mrsarcastic003]

Yeah, Steph's a little on the short side--shorter than me, anyway. And Cass is highly awesome.

Glad you have her to comfort you in your dejection.

[ihavettk.livejournal.com]

Though she is a girl, and on a different scale. Still cool.

Me too, man. Might have to have you reject me again later so I can get more comforting.

[mrsarcastic003]

Hey, whatever I can do to help you get your pervy freak on.

[ihavettk.livejournal.com]

You are a sweetie, Timmy.

[olympus-girl.livejournal.com]

*gasp* Scandal! XD

*Plots Graduate-style wedding crash*

[ihavettk.livejournal.com]

Don't worry, babe, I'm only marrying him for the trust fund. It's you I love.

[olympus-girl.livejournal.com]

Yay, I can be your secret lover! Don't worry, I'll deny everything when you run for President. :D

[ihavettk.livejournal.com]

Aww, I appreciate it. <3

[olympus-girl.livejournal.com]

I'm pretty sure we each have a couple of evil twins running around out there (all superheroes seem to) so we can blame it on them!

[ihavettk.livejournal.com]

You have an evil twin too?

[olympus-girl.livejournal.com]

Well, there's evil future me, plus Devastation can impersonate me when she wants to...close enough for blaming!

[ihavettk.livejournal.com]

...works!

Well, Tim seems to have turned me down. I think I will need comforting. Sexy comforting. When I get back from space.