A meme I'm making up as I go along

[cloned]

Cause I'm bored and feel like talking to people.

Ask me any question at all about anything. I'll answer as honestly as I can.

Comments

[mightbeclever.livejournal.com]

You said you were half Alien, and that you are a clone. Was Superman half-alien, then? And if not, why are you?

[[ooc: sorry, he just can't help himself.]]

[ihavettk.livejournal.com]

No, Superman was full-alien. I'm a half-clone. My other genes were from a human. See, they grafted Kryptonian DNA onto human DNA. Kryptonian DNA's hard to clone. Without the human DNA stabilizing it, it wouldn't have worked.

[mightbeclever.livejournal.com]

So does that mean you have weaknesses that Superman doesn't? Clearly you didn't get all these...super powers from humans. We aren't that interesting.

[ihavettk.livejournal.com]

I mean, I'm not as strong as him and stuff, but no specific weaknesses he doesn't have. Powers he doesn't have, though. Tactile Telekinesis is all mine.

...why are you asking about my weaknesses? That's weird.

[mightbeclever.livejournal.com]

Why would you develop powers he doesn't have?

...I like knowing things. I know your strengths, or at least some of them.

[ihavettk.livejournal.com]

Well, I didn't have any of his powers to start with. The TTK was how I mimicked them. But then I developed them and still had my TTK.

Yeah, it's just that telling people my weaknesses is a good way to get them exploited. Like, not that I think you would, but this is a pretty public place and someone else might read them.

[mightbeclever.livejournal.com]

Huh. That's interesting. Maybe it is something to do with human genetics.

I...that is true. I apologize.

[ihavettk.livejournal.com]

I think it has to do with scientists. They do stuff like that.

It's totally fine, man.

[mightbeclever.livejournal.com]

I've never met any scientist. But I probably wouldn't fault them. However, I would think playing with genetics could be dangerous.

[ihavettk.livejournal.com]

You're telling me. Mine's given me trouble at times. A lot of times.

[mightbeclever.livejournal.com]

Maybe it is a stress thing. I have no idea how it works, but I know with magic...if you aren't focused, you could end up with all sorts of wrong results.

[ihavettk.livejournal.com]

No, it's got nothing to do with that. It's got to do with that there's sometimes complications with my genes, and diseases that only kill clones not to mention evil brainwashing programs and stuff like that. Nothing I can control, just a huge pain.

Small price to pay for existing, though, I guess.

[mightbeclever.livejournal.com]

How does a clone catch a disease that only affects clones? Would be a bit complicated if you asked me. And rather shit.

I guess.

[ihavettk.livejournal.com]

I have no clue. I'm usually the one hooked up in a tube while scientists try to keep my DNA from breaking down.

[mightbeclever.livejournal.com]

That....sucks.

[ihavettk.livejournal.com]

It doesn't happen that often. And I'm immune to most human diseases. Hell, I don't even really need a condom because I can't get STDs or get girls pregnant. But yeah, when it happens, it does kinda suck.

[mightbeclever.livejournal.com]

To most human diseases. Heh. And your sexual immunities wasn't really needed you know. However, I'll chalk it up as good to know.

[ihavettk.livejournal.com]

Probably all of them, though I haven't been exposed to them all. So, you know. Most.

Well, I figured you'd be interested. ;-)

[mightbeclever.livejournal.com]

You can't see it, but I'm making a face at you. B| I have a girlfriend. Sort of.

[ihavettk.livejournal.com]

Uh huh. I totally know what I'm asking you on your question meme.

[mightbeclever.livejournal.com]

...I hate you.

[mrsarcastic003]

Do you think I'm crazy?

[ihavettk.livejournal.com]

Nope. I mean, I'm sure I've said it in a joking way, but I don't think you're crazy.

[mrsarcastic003]

Thanks. I appreciate that.

[ihavettk.livejournal.com]

Hey, telling my friends they aren't crazy is what I do!

Now, if Bart asks, on the other hand...

Are you worried about being crazy?

[speedymcbart.livejournal.com]

If Bart asks what?

[ihavettk.livejournal.com]

If I think you're crazy.

[mrsarcastic003]

I'm not personally worried. I think Dick thinks I am, though, so I just... wanted to check.

[ihavettk.livejournal.com]

Yeah, well, he's a dick. *snicker* Don't worry, man. You're not crazy.

[mrsarcastic003]

Ha. Thanks though. I appreciate that.

[ihavettk.livejournal.com]

Anytime, man.

[bet-on-bolton.livejournal.com]

Why am I so awesome?

[ihavettk.livejournal.com]

Cause I'm your rolemodel?

[bet-on-bolton.livejournal.com]

Nah, that's not it.

[ihavettk.livejournal.com]

You sure? Cause I'm pretty awesome.

[bet-on-bolton.livejournal.com]

You're okay, I guess. But I was like, born awesome, and I'm older than you, sooooo I can't have used you as my rolemodel.

[ihavettk.livejournal.com]

How old are you? You're older than me?

[bet-on-bolton.livejournal.com]

Oh, wait, aren't you like a weird age or something? Idk. I'm nineteen anyways.

[ihavettk.livejournal.com]

Ha, I'm 20. Mostly.

[bet-on-bolton.livejournal.com]

Mostly?

[ihavettk.livejournal.com]

Like you said. Weird age.

[bet-on-bolton.livejournal.com]

So I'm mostly sometimes older than you? :B

[ihavettk.livejournal.com]

Nope! Cause figuring out the weirdness of my age is too complicated to deal with so I am 20.

[bet-on-bolton.livejournal.com]

... Your face.