Don't worry, we might have just cuddled.

[cloned]

If you woke up one morning and found me in your bed, what's the first thing you'd think or say?

Comments

[mrsarcastic003]

"...Sex pollen, or weird kryptonite?"

[cisskabob.livejournal.com]

I'm not sure which of these is the preferable option.

[ihavettk.livejournal.com]

You know, there's Krytonite that makes you gay. Supergirl told me. The old one, Linda.

[cisskabob.livejournal.com]

...I could have lived without knowing this. But wait, what does it do if you're--you?

[ihavettk.livejournal.com]

...I have no idea. I've never been exposed. Maybe it'd make me asexual?

[cisskabob.livejournal.com]

Now that would truly be disturbing.

[ihavettk.livejournal.com]

Oh god, yes. Can that never happen?

...maybe she was making it up.

[mrsarcastic003]

Neither am I.

[cisskabob.livejournal.com]

I vote option C--none of the above.

Of course, he could have just had a bad dream or been lonely. ;)

[mrsarcastic003]

...If he is lonely there are many places to find company that are not our bed.

[cisskabob.livejournal.com]

I completely agree. Our bed is not THAT big. And I'd rather not share you. ;)

[mrsarcastic003]

I don't want to share you either.

[ihavettk.livejournal.com]

You won't comfort me after my terrifying dreams of asexuality?

[mrsarcastic003]

GOD NO. Especially since you might want to be reassured of your sexuality.

[ihavettk.livejournal.com]

...Would Kryptonite affect you? You're human.

[mrsarcastic003]

...Point. Maybe I was just being helpful?

...Eew.

[ihavettk.livejournal.com]

...yeah, but wouldn't you remember that?

Maaaaybe we were just up late watching movies and fell asleep?

[mrsarcastic003]

...I like that idea. I'd like to think I'd remember a sex pollen or weird Kryptonite event.

[ihavettk.livejournal.com]

Yeeeeeah, me too. Of course, it isn't nearly as exciting a story.

[peektuttut]

"Get tired of the farm?"

[ihavettk.livejournal.com]

Dude, always. I mean, I love Aunt Martha, and Smallville's not that bad, but seriously.

[peektuttut]

I should probably make it clear that there are plenty of beds to choose from, here.

[ihavettk.livejournal.com]

But would waking up in any of them be nearly as hilarious?

[peektuttut]

Who am I to question your humor?

[ihavettk.livejournal.com]

My humor's hilarious.