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Team Free Will Application
The Basics
Name: Kon-El/Superboy/Conner Kent
Age: It's complicated. 19ish.
Sex: Yes, please.
Occupation: Superhero
Species: Human/Kryptonian hybrid.
Next of kin: Superman.
Heaven and Hell
Do you have any previous experience with saving the world? If so, please specify Hell yeah! I've done it a lot. Most recently I kind of saved the entire multiverse, so that was fun. I mean, then I died, which sucked, but you know. Then I've done it a ton of times with my friends or family or who even knows. A few other times by myself, too.
Would you be interested in saving the world? Yeah, totally!
Have you ever ingested demon blood? Ew, what? No.
Would you be interested in ingesting demon blood? No. I mean, does it... taste good?
Have any of your family members ever ingested demon blood? I don't think so.But Luthor's a creepy guy.
Are you currently possessed by a demon? No!
Have you ever been possessed by a demon? If so, when? ...it's complicated. Sort of. Not really. I mean, he's not a demon, just evil, and it wasn't possession, just mind control/brainwashing.
Would you or have you ever had sexual relations with a demon? ...does an evil space god count?
Are you currently residing in or around the area of hell? ...no? I mean, Smallville's kinda boring, but it's not hell.
Have you ever sold your soul to the devil? Hell no.
Would you be interested in selling your soul to the devil? No way.
Do you believe in God? Not really.
Are you a nun or a priest? Hahaha no.
Are you otherwise a person of religion? Nooo.
Are you an Angel? Yeah, someone better call Heaven and tell 'em I'm missing.
Have you ever invited an angel into your body? ...I've slept with a demigod. That count?
Do you actually believe anything that comes out of an angel's mouth? Ummm sure.
THIS.IS.SPARTAAA!
Do you have any experience with killing monsters ? (World of Warcraft doesn't count) I mean, some, I guess.
Have you ever seriously injured a monster? Sure, easy.
Have you ever killed a human being? No. I don't kill.
Have you ever tortured a human being? No.
Do you have any special powers? If so, please specify OH BOY. Let's see, there's heat vision, x-ray vision, telescopic vision, superhearing, superstrength, superspeed, flight, freeze breath (that's new), aaaaaand my favorite, tactile telekinesis.
On a scale of 1 to 10, what is your pain tolerance? I don't get hurt easily, so I'm not sure how I'd put it on a human scale. I mean, I really don't like getting hurt, but it takes a lot more to hurt me, so maybe... 8? I dunno.
Can you ...
shoot a gun? No.
wield a sword? Never tried.
wield an ax? To cut wood, maybe.
handle a bow and arrows? Maybe?
work a spear? I actually have used one of these.
break someone's face with your hand? Oh yeah.
use any other weapons in combat? Ummm, see my list of powers. All of those.
Have you ever punched a werewolf in the face? ...can't say I have.
Have you ever suffered from any serious injuries? Yeah.
Do you have any experience in jerry-rigged first aid? A little, but not really.
Have you died before? If so, how many times? Once. Come close a few times too.
It's all about YOU!
Do you feel the pathological need to make everything about you no matter what? Ummm, no?
Have you been diagnosed with a mental illness? Nope. Except "Mind controlled."
Do you have anger management issues? Not really. Usually.
Do you believe in freedom, beauty, truth, and the power of love? Uhhh... sure?
Do you like 80's rock? Not really.
Have you ever engaged in inter- or outercourse with an animal? If so, list species. Ew, what?
Are you currently on drugs? No. They don't work on me anyway.
Do you have an alcohol problem? Also doesn't work.
Do you have any prior arrests? If so, what for? Nope.
Have you done any actual time? If so, what for? Never.
Would you consider yourself to be a loyal person? Yeah.
Is family important to you? Very.
Would you die for your loved ones or is your own survival more important? Already have, and would again.
In order to save the world, are you okay with putting your life in serious danger, watching your friends die and/or die a horrible death yourself? And this without being paid a single dollar for your efforts? I won't let my friends die. But I don't want money.
It's time for some MULTIPLE CHOICE questions!
Real vampires should :
a) be staked and/or burned and/or beheaded.
b) get the same rights as human beings.
c) sparkle and stalk underage girls.
d) other. (please specify below) Get the same rights as human beings so long as they're not killing etc, in which case they should be tried by law or something.
Do you think the Apocalypse is:
a) bad
b) a really good time
c) a chance to visit old relatives in hell
d) other. (please specify below)
If a girl you don't know approaches you and offers you a deal with the devil, you... :
a) take it.
b) kill her on general principle.
c) forget the deal and fuck her, providing she is hot.
d) other. (please specify below) Just... refuse it.
Casper is haunting you. What do you need to get rid of the sucker?
a) a good therapist. GHOSTS AREN'T REAL, YOU GUYS!
b) salt and fire.
C) a bazooka.
d) other. (please specify below) Depends on the ghost. I had a friend who was a ghost once. She got better eventually.
You are confronted with a monster you don't know anything about. You...
a) shoot first, ask questions later. Except not actually shoot.
b) run like hell.
c) preferably postpone the fight until you know more about what you're facing.
d) other. (please specify below)
And last but not least...
If your friend was turned into a unicorn, hypothetically, what would you do to save them?
You know, I think this has happened.
Name: Kon-El/Superboy
Age: It's complicated. 19ish.
Sex: Yes, please.
Occupation: Superhero
Species: Human/Kryptonian hybrid.
Next of kin: Superman.
Heaven and Hell
Do you have any previous experience with saving the world? If so, please specify Hell yeah! I've done it a lot. Most recently I kind of saved the entire multiverse, so that was fun. I mean, then I died, which sucked, but you know. Then I've done it a ton of times with my friends or family or who even knows. A few other times by myself, too.
Would you be interested in saving the world? Yeah, totally!
Have you ever ingested demon blood? Ew, what? No.
Would you be interested in ingesting demon blood? No. I mean, does it... taste good?
Have any of your family members ever ingested demon blood? I don't think so.
Are you currently possessed by a demon? No!
Have you ever been possessed by a demon? If so, when? ...it's complicated. Sort of. Not really. I mean, he's not a demon, just evil, and it wasn't possession, just mind control/brainwashing.
Would you or have you ever had sexual relations with a demon? ...does an evil space god count?
Are you currently residing in or around the area of hell? ...no? I mean, Smallville's kinda boring, but it's not hell.
Have you ever sold your soul to the devil? Hell no.
Would you be interested in selling your soul to the devil? No way.
Do you believe in God? Not really.
Are you a nun or a priest? Hahaha no.
Are you otherwise a person of religion? Nooo.
Are you an Angel? Yeah, someone better call Heaven and tell 'em I'm missing.
Have you ever invited an angel into your body? ...I've slept with a demigod. That count?
Do you actually believe anything that comes out of an angel's mouth? Ummm sure.
THIS.IS.SPARTAAA!
Do you have any experience with killing monsters ? (World of Warcraft doesn't count) I mean, some, I guess.
Have you ever seriously injured a monster? Sure, easy.
Have you ever killed a human being? No. I don't kill.
Have you ever tortured a human being? No.
Do you have any special powers? If so, please specify OH BOY. Let's see, there's heat vision, x-ray vision, telescopic vision, superhearing, superstrength, superspeed, flight, freeze breath (that's new), aaaaaand my favorite, tactile telekinesis.
On a scale of 1 to 10, what is your pain tolerance? I don't get hurt easily, so I'm not sure how I'd put it on a human scale. I mean, I really don't like getting hurt, but it takes a lot more to hurt me, so maybe... 8? I dunno.
Can you ...
shoot a gun? No.
wield a sword? Never tried.
wield an ax? To cut wood, maybe.
handle a bow and arrows? Maybe?
work a spear? I actually have used one of these.
break someone's face with your hand? Oh yeah.
use any other weapons in combat? Ummm, see my list of powers. All of those.
Have you ever punched a werewolf in the face? ...can't say I have.
Have you ever suffered from any serious injuries? Yeah.
Do you have any experience in jerry-rigged first aid? A little, but not really.
Have you died before? If so, how many times? Once. Come close a few times too.
It's all about YOU!
Do you feel the pathological need to make everything about you no matter what? Ummm, no?
Have you been diagnosed with a mental illness? Nope. Except "Mind controlled."
Do you have anger management issues? Not really. Usually.
Do you believe in freedom, beauty, truth, and the power of love? Uhhh... sure?
Do you like 80's rock? Not really.
Have you ever engaged in inter- or outercourse with an animal? If so, list species. Ew, what?
Are you currently on drugs? No. They don't work on me anyway.
Do you have an alcohol problem? Also doesn't work.
Do you have any prior arrests? If so, what for? Nope.
Have you done any actual time? If so, what for? Never.
Would you consider yourself to be a loyal person? Yeah.
Is family important to you? Very.
Would you die for your loved ones or is your own survival more important? Already have, and would again.
In order to save the world, are you okay with putting your life in serious danger, watching your friends die and/or die a horrible death yourself? And this without being paid a single dollar for your efforts? I won't let my friends die. But I don't want money.
It's time for some MULTIPLE CHOICE questions!
Real vampires should :
a) be staked and/or burned and/or beheaded.
b) get the same rights as human beings.
c) sparkle and stalk underage girls.
d) other. (please specify below) Get the same rights as human beings so long as they're not killing etc, in which case they should be tried by law or something.
Do you think the Apocalypse is:
a) bad
b) a really good time
c) a chance to visit old relatives in hell
d) other. (please specify below)
If a girl you don't know approaches you and offers you a deal with the devil, you... :
a) take it.
b) kill her on general principle.
c) forget the deal and fuck her, providing she is hot.
d) other. (please specify below) Just... refuse it.
Casper is haunting you. What do you need to get rid of the sucker?
a) a good therapist. GHOSTS AREN'T REAL, YOU GUYS!
b) salt and fire.
C) a bazooka.
d) other. (please specify below) Depends on the ghost. I had a friend who was a ghost once. She got better eventually.
You are confronted with a monster you don't know anything about. You...
a) shoot first, ask questions later. Except not actually shoot.
b) run like hell.
c) preferably postpone the fight until you know more about what you're facing.
d) other. (please specify below)
And last but not least...
If your friend was turned into a unicorn, hypothetically, what would you do to save them?
You know, I think this has happened.
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You know, I think this has happened.
I don't want to talk about it.