[Floaty flying blondie cousin is what you need right now, yes? Always.] Woah! Kon? What is this? What are you doing? [Since this is a video feed, the fact that she is eating delicious Kent apple pie is very obvious.]
But she'd share if she could, because aww, Kon.] I hope you're getting a real break and not something that looks like a break but is actually way more stressful than what you left. The Bats better not be getting grimdark on you [there is a wiggly-finger gesture of spookiness to accent 'grimdark'] or anything and ruining it, or I'll have to come there and kiss them on the cheek in front of everyone. [Dire threats to Batdignity if they upset her cousin! She means Bruce specifically, of course, not that she would mind kissing Mr Grayson even slightly.]
[Her grin matches his.] It would be totally worth it. Tim would forgive you. And I'd... well I can't get you pie, I don't think. I guess I have nothing to bribe you with. Corruption prevented thanks to... long-distance! Which is not a good superhero name.
Have I mentioned I'm totally jealous about that pie? Ma's cooking is definitely what I miss most about home. I mean, what they've got here isn't bad, but it's not Ma Kent's food.
Can you come back for a really really quick bite or is that a bad idea? [Multiversal connection points: she doesn't trust them. They get you jetted off into different versions of the Legion of Superheroes and other equally difficult things.]
...I don't know. From what I hear, sometimes people leave for what's supposed to be a few days and come back after much longer, if at all. Then again, sometimes they leave for a year or whatever and it only takes a few days.
So it might be better not to risk it. If you do come back for a visit, though... [She waves a piece of apple pie on a fork as an offer. And then it nearly falls off the fork, so she uses superspeed to rescue it. Best use of superpowers ever.]
Is Krypto keeping you company? [There is a slight exasperated tone in there. Why does that dog dislike her?]
[In answer, there's a loud bark, and Krypto scrambles up on Kon's lap, knocking down the communicator and then going over to sniff at it. Enjoy that big view of a dog's nose, Kara.]
[sigh] No Superboy where I'm from. Must be like that girl--Cissie. Maybe you guys just don't show up in my universe. I mean--the multiverse is a pretty big and varied place, right?
Really? None? That... wow, that really sucks. I don't know what I would have done without my friends. And who tells you not to go all Batty and repressive on us?
Batty and repressive? Ha. You must be thinking of some other Tim. I'm the light-hearted half of the dynamic duo. Besides--who would I go repressive and batty on, anyway?
Okay, well... I have my moments. Sometimes. But on the scale of Batman to Flash? I'm way closer to the Flash level of broodingness than the Batman level. Nightwing's broodier than me. Batgirl is broodier than me.
I guess you'd have to be.
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Woah, Kara? How'd you...
Is that Ma's pie?
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Um, I'm on an interdimensional prison ship trying to help rehabilitate someone?
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Huh.
[This needs another piece of pie to digest.]
Is that good? And you're okay? ...And the multiverse isn't going to break, right?
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[Seriously, can't you send him pie through the network? He is so freaking jealous right now.]
I just kinda needed a break, you know?
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But she'd share if she could, because aww, Kon.] I hope you're getting a real break and not something that looks like a break but is actually way more stressful than what you left. The Bats better not be getting grimdark on you [there is a wiggly-finger gesture of spookiness to accent 'grimdark'] or anything and ruining it, or I'll have to come there and kiss them on the cheek in front of everyone. [Dire threats to Batdignity if they upset her cousin! She means Bruce specifically, of course, not that she would mind kissing Mr Grayson even slightly.]
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Well, I'd try that method of cheering up Bats, but I think it might make things weird between Tim and me.
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Is Krypto keeping you company? [There is a slight exasperated tone in there. Why does that dog dislike her?]
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private--I have a hiatus coming up in a week. I'm thinking this is Kon's excuse.
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...Tim?
private--apple pie hiatus = best hiatus EVER
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Where'd you hear that name?
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From my best friend.
private--RIGHT? Bonus: Kon will so bring some back with him.
Down, boy. Sorry, Kara.
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[Except not anymore since he's Red Robin now, but... besides the point.]
And he's, uh, bigger.
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But yeah, Cissie's from my world. We're friends.
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Private--nice icon. :-)
...but I am thinking of a different one, remember?
Private--My icons rock. I totally just checked to make sure I credited you.
I guess you'd have to be.
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Private--I know. I should fix that.
Private--whoo! yaaay! :D
Private--I'm awesome like that.