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you already tried that one
still not jealous
but nice try, bugs

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that was for my jeans costume

i've had lots of costumes you can be jealous of and you're wearing one now

none of them had miniskirts so you know

i get it

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hey!
that miniskirt was a gift from aunt martha i'll have you know

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Martha Kent gave you a miniskirt.

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skort, technically
kal told me she stitched my costume for me

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what the hell's a skort?

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it's a skirt with shorts underneath that are attached

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[......Kon doesn't understand girl clothes.

But he understands enough that he probably shouldn't say that to Kara!]

I'm gonna stick with my jeans.

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good idea
you don't have the ass or the legs to pull off my costume

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i mean i'd probably have to shave my legs or something and that would just get weird

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heat vision

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that's terrifying

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it's not like there's razors out there than can deal with kryptonian hair
wait
wait wait
does this mean you've never shaved??
you can't grow facial hair???

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of course I've shaved!! with a razor like a normal person!

do you heat vision your hair too cause that's gotta smell really bad

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[ from far off in the distance, there's an annoyed and incredulous cry of WHAT?! ]

what
WHAT
YOU CAN SHAVE WITH A RAZOR??
oh that is so not fair

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razor plus ttk

which is good cause i only just got heat vision and i look dumb with a beard

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i'm so jealous right now