I think the Kon as a Sith Lord icon shall be my new OOC icon.

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I'm bored. nokidflash is doing this and I figure, what the hell? So I shamelessly stole the idea.

Leave a comment and I will come up with your character's and my character's kid. Doesn't matter if your character is male or female - adoption counts just as much as organically produced babies (or even surrogacy, cloning, genetic manipulation, whatever!). Of course, this is just for fun's sake only, so none of these kids are actually binding to anything.

Also, my tags are extraordinarily unhelpful. Perhaps I should do something about that.

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"Let me get this straight," Cassie said, glaring at Tim, Kon, and the baby in Tim's arms.

Kon snickered. "Heh, straight."

"This is not funny!" Cissie said. "Cassie, go on."

"Thank you." Cassie smiled sweetly. "The two of you were on a mission."

"In another dimension," Kon added.

"Right, in another dimension. And in this dimension - "

"Tim was turned into a girl." Kon nodded.

"Shut up, Kon." Tim rocked the baby.

"Yes, that part we get." Cissie put her hands on her hips. "Tim was turned into a girl. Fine. What we don't get is why you needed to have sex."

"Unprotected sex," Cassie added.

"It's all Kon's fault," Tim gritted out.

"See, I figured, when else is Tim gonna have the chance to feel sex as a girl?" Kon shrugged. "And it was a different dimension and I figured that since he's really a guy and I can't have babies, he wouldn't get pregnant."

"And you went along with that even though you're dating me?" Cissie asked.

"He was very convincing at the time!" Tim said. "And the girl hormones! Oh my god, the girl hormones."

"He was a whiny bitch," Kon said.

"Don't talk to the mother of your child like that!" Cassie said. "And Tim! Don't insult female hormones!"

"I'm not insulting them!" Tim said. "I just wasn't used to them! And we'd been stuck in the other dimension for three months already!"

"Right." Cissie said. "On with the story?"

"Yeah, Tim got pregnant and didn't turn back," Kon said. "And we were stuck in the other dimension for another year. During which we had baby Janet. And that was good because it turned out in addition to being our beautiful baby girl, she was what we needed to get sucked back into our dimension."

"And just a week passed for us," Cassie finished.

"Yes," Cissie said. "All of that took just a week for us."

"I'm working on figuring that out," Tim said. "But Janet takes a lot of care and I don't always have time."

"Why don't you give the baby up for adoption?" Cissie asked tentatively.

"No!" Kon and Tim said in unison.

"Janet's our daughter!" Kon said.

"I did not experience the pain of childbirth just to give up my baby," Tim said darkly.

"Plus, a quarter Kryptonian!" Kon said. "We are not foisting a potentially superpowered baby on just anyone!"

"We're taking care of her," Tim said.

Kon nodded. "Tim just needs to fake the birth certificate and everything. He's a good mommy like that."

"Right, fine," Cassie said. "So what, are you two dating now?"

"Not really," Kon and Tim chorused.

"Wanna get back together?" Kon asked, flashing Cassie a grin.

"I'm sorry, Cissie, really. It's all Kon's fault," Tim said.

"It is," Cissie agreed, casting Kon a dark look.

Cassie sighed. "We'll forgive you if you promise never to make us deal with diapers."

Cissie nodded. "I think that's fair."

"Deal!" Kon and Tim said together.

"I totally love you enough to deal with diapers," Kon said. "I think. Really. Totally."

"Kon, shut up," Tim said absently, pulling a bottle from his utility belt. "Seriously, don't talk."

"...ok, good plan," Kon said.

[mrsarcastic003]

Oh, that is AWESOME. ♥

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:D Thank you!