Two more baby drabbles! This time SMALLVILLE flavored!

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And I'm currently caught up. Unless someone else decides they want Kon to make a baby with them.



Chloe's Baby: for reporter_chloe!

Kon thought she was hot. Chloe thought he looked strangely familiar.

It was supposed to be a one-time thing. He was a little young for her.

But then she tested positive.

They hadn't exchanged numbers, but she had a name and an expert knowledge of computers.

Turned out all she needed was google.

Kon. Superboy. Superman's clone. Clark's clone.

This was too weird. Chloe had a number, now, but she didn't call it. She didn't get the abortion she'd meant to get, either. She told herself it had nothing to do with the lingering feelings for Clark she thought she'd left behind.

When Ally turned four, Chloe finally dialed the number.

"Hullo?" He sounded more like Clark to her than anything else.

"Hi," she said, a little nervously. "It's Chloe. We slept together about five years ago?"

There was silence on the other end. "Um?"

"You have a daughter," she said.

"What?"

"After that night... I got pregnant."

"I... wow. I mean, I used a condom."

"Guess it broke or something. Look, it's fine. I love her. Her name's Allison Sullivan and she's beautiful. I just... would you like to meet her?"

There was silence on the other end of the line.

"Kon?"

"Yeah," he said softly. "I would."



Smallville!Bart's baby: For elspeedster!

"You'll never get away with this, Mr. Mizzypultik!" Kon shouted.

"Oh, won't I?" Mr. Mxyzptlk cackled. He crooked a finger and Bart appeared next to him.

"Huh?" Bart said. "Uh, Clark?"

"Bart, great, help me against the crazy fifth dimensional imp!"

"Oh, he'll help you, alright! And I'll enjoy watching!" And Mxyzptlk disappeared.

Kon cursed. "Goddammit!"

"You're not Clark," Bart said.

Kon glared at him. "No, duh. And now he's gone without saying his name backwards! He'll be back!"

"He didn't look so scary!" Bart said. "Who the hell are you?"

"Stop acting crazy, Bart," Kon said. "You know it's me."

"No, I don't."

Kon stared at him. Then he nodded. "Mxy. We'll figure it out, Bart. I'm Kon. Your best friend? You'll remember when we sort this all out."

"Clark's my best friend."

Kon made a face at him. "Ew."

"What?"

They heard cackling, and suddenly Mxyzptlk reappeared.

"This isn't interesting enough," he said. He twitched his fingers and wiggled his nose. Suddenly a short boy wearing a black t-shirt with a Flash symbol appeared in front of them. He had bright blue eyes and red-brown hair.

He smirked. "Hey, Dads! I'm Bart-El, or Superimpulse! Your son! And did I mention? I'm evil!"

Bart-El flew at them at superspeed and punched Kon several times with super strength before he could react. Bart pulled him off, but Superimpulse twisted and was off, laughing madly. They heard explosions in the distance.

"I hate Mixizpultiks," Kon grumbled. "Come on, Bart, help me stop our crazy kid?"

"I am so confused," Bart moaned. But he followed Kon.