The Kid of Steel

A three-way relationship, Bart? Really?

And I'm currently caught up. Unless someone else decides they want Kon to make a baby with them.

( Chloe's Baby. )

( Smallville!Bart's baby. )

((OOC: The Tim and Bart and Cassie referenced here are deductionmaster and nokidflash and butimwondergirl, respectively. This being two Kons in different universes but only one journal thing could get confusing. OH WELL I CAN DO IT I AM JUST THAT AWESOME! Takes place after This.))

Fuck them. Both of them. Cassie and Tim could just... Kon didn't even know. He was just really, really angry. And what made it worse was that what Bart had told him made him think he shouldn't feel angry, so he felt guilty on top of the anger and that just made him feel sick to his stomach. He wanted to hit something, but there was absolutely no way that something could be Tim, which was sort of what he wanted to hit (don't think about the crack of Tim's bones when) he couldn't hit Tim when he was angry. So he just flew as fast as he could.

Bart was talking to Tim. Bart would call him. Kon was angry.

Fuck.

Kon veered away and flew full force down into a abandoned quarry he knew of in Smallville. The boom from his impact shook the earth and left a crater. He didn't feel a thing. His aura protected him as always. He punched the rocks again and again and again and he didn't feel it at all. He was still fucking pissed and it wasn't helping.

Cassie probably deserved Tim anyway. Tim was Robin, and kind of perfect at everything. Not like Kon. Kon was all rough edges and half-Luthor, plus Tim was smart and Kon just... wasn't. He didn't get Tim's jokes when he made them half the time and Cassie probably did. Tim and Cassie had probably been fucking great together and why was Kon even trying to live up to Tim. Sure, Kon was hot and strong, but that was about it. What was the joke? Like a lava lamp, pretty to look at but not very bright.

And Kon even knew as he was doing this that he was being dumb (as usual) and Cassie loved him and what Bart had said about it being over and not important was true too and he should just get the fuck over it.

He punched the wall of the quarry and the rocks cracked. Half of the CK+LL that Kal had burned into the rock so long ago cracked and slid off and Kon wondered if Kal would be mad. But he didn't care. He just kept hitting the rocks, crushing it into powder that just slid off his aura while his knuckles didn't even fucking bruise.

Maybe he could find Kryptonite. He could feel that, at least. But no, that was also stupid.

Kon's eyes glowed red and he burned the rest of the rocks he had knocked loose into ash. He still needed to talk to Tim. And Cassie. Whatever. He was being stupid.

He rubbed his entirely uninjured knuckles and took off again. Gotham was pretty near. If he listened hard enough, he thought he could make out Tim and Bart's voices. He could probably find them. Or he could wait until Bart called.

He needed to talk.

[Locked in a half-arsed way]

40.1 "The trouble with trouble is that it usually starts out like fun."

Oh, man, do I know how that is.

Just take a look at my freaking romantic history. Hell, look at all my history. "I know what would be a good idea! Let's go sign up with some idiot who says he'll be my agent! He's got a pretty daughter! No way he could owe millions of dollars in debt!" "Hey, let's run off with the sexy fury! No way she could be evil, she's so fucking hot and we've had sex!" "How about a threesome? It'll be fun! Like you'd regret having sex with Anita, even if Slobo is there." "Let's not tell anyone about my other genetic donor."

"Date the pretty blond boy. He's hot and a lot of fun. No way you'll fall in fucking love with him and he'll knock you out on your invulnerable ass."

Goddamn it. I should just never have fun. Maybe it'd help.

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22.4. How well do you get along with your family?

I don't have a family. Not really. I mean, let's see, I've got my two genetic donors. (Neither of them are are my dads, not at all. Dads don't brainwash, and they don't try to shunt you off on whoever will take you.) Aunt Martha's really nice and I guess she's almost like, well, an aunt, and it's nice, but I'm still the clone of her son. Kara's great, so I guess I've got one cousin I get along with.

I guess the people who I think are family aren't related to me by genes at all.

There's the Guardian and Dubbilex. They've always been there for me... still not really dads, maybe, but they cared about me, definitely. And Rex, who was like the sleazy uncle who only comes around to ask you for money. I think he cared about me at least a little, though. Maybe really, really deep down? And Roxy, of course, who's my sister. SO I guess I get along with them. Don't see them much.

Then there's the Titans/Young Justice people. My real family. And I get along with almost all of them. Tim and Bart, my best friends, who I trust with, like, everything. Hell, I like Bart enough to live with him, and considering how much he eats, he'd be totally screwed if I didn't like him. But it's great having him around and he gives the best hugs ever. Tim doesn't give the best hugs ever (no offense, dude, but you freeze up), but hey, I love him anyways. He's always there for me. And even if he's a creeper who totally reads the stuff I lock, I know he only invades my privacy because he cares. And there are my girls, Cissie, Greta, Anita, Traya... seriously, how do I know so many girls that I'm "just friends" with? Ladies, we need to have an orgy, stat. (Cissie, I'm kidding! Don't hurt me!) But anyways, I love 'em too. And Red Tornado and even Snapper and Ray. And Slobo, wherever he is. Big Lobo... not so much, but that's because he's freaking terrifying.

And Cassie...

Cass? If you're reading this, can we talk at some point? I miss you.

I've never quite understood sexual orientation.

( Talk about sexy stuff under the cut! )

1. Make a list of habits.
-Waking up at sunrise.
-Talking to Bernard online.
-Fighting crime.
-Pestering Bart.

2. Make a list of obsessions.
-Bernard.
-My TTK.
-Sex.
-Hawaii.

3. Make a list of addictions.
-Giving out too much info about my sex life, especially to Cissie and Tim and Bart.
-Bernard.
-Food.

4. Make a list of hopes.
-Bernard and me can be happy together for a long time.
-I don't die again any time soon.
-Threesome with Toonie? (Bernard, I'm kidding...mostly.)
-New identity.
-College, maybe?
-Bart, Jaime, Tim, Cissie, and all my friends stay happy.

5. Make a list of disappointments.
-Cassie.
-Superman.
-The Titans
-Waking up in a grave.
-Steph disappearing.

1. I have tactile telekinesis. It's cool. Let me tell you about it.
2. I live in Hawaii. It's beautiful.
3. Sorry, girls. I'm taken. Single again.
4. Oh yeah, people thought I was dead for a while. Half Kryptonian, remember? We don't die that easy.
5. I'm a clone.
6. Most people call me Superboy. Friends call me Kon-El. For a while I had a secret identity, but I'm done with that.
7. I live with my best friend.
8. My other best friend is a dark and mysterious creature of the night. He's creepy, but we love him anyway.
9. Batman hates me.
10. Did I mention I have TTK?

I'm happy that Bart's moved in with me. I missed him. And he wasn't taking care of himself. I don't care how grown up he is now, I'm glad he's somewhere where I can keep an eye on him. I mean, sure he can take care of himself, but how do I know that he will? He was living in a motel when I found him! A frigging motel! And I still can't shake the feeling that if I leave him alone for a minute, or blink or anything, he'll run away. He's gotta stop worrying that we like him. When is he gonna realize that we all love him and we want him around and I wouldn't have invited him to freaking live with me if I didn't!

Still, it's pretty cool sharing a house with your best friend. Maybe we can convince Tim to move in with us too. That would be sweet.

Steph makes me laugh. How did I not hang out with her back before I died? She's so much fun! I mean, she's kinda like Tim, only hotter. And not nearly as weird. And less likely to become an evil scientist. (No offense, Tim.)

Man, I cannot see how Tim let her go. I mean, I love Cissie. She's one of my best friends, and she and Tim are apparently doing absolutely great.

But man, Steph.