It's a new month! So sing!

[cloned]

Everybody's Got Something to Hide Except for Me and My Monkey

The Beatles

Come on come on come on come on
Come on is such a joy
Come on is such a joy
Come on lets take it easy
Come on lets take it easy
Take it easy take it easy
Everybody's got something to hide except for me and
my monkey.

The deeper you go the higher you fly
The higher you fly the deeper you go
So come on come on
Come on is such a joy
Come on is such a joy
Come on lets make it easy
Come on lets make it easy.

Take it easy take it easy
Everybody's got something to hide except for me and
my monkey.

Your inside is out and your outside is in
Your outside is in and your inside is out
So come on come on
Come on is such a joy
Come on is such a joy
Come on lets make it easy
Come on lets make it easy
Make it easy make it easy
Everybody's got something to hide except for me and
my monkey.

Comments

[daughter-of-m.livejournal.com]

You have a monkey?!?!?!?!?!!!!!!!!!!???!!!!!

[ihavettk.livejournal.com]

I wish. Nah, it's just a song.

[daughter-of-m.livejournal.com]

Your wish is my command <3333333333333333333333333333333333333333




















DO YOU LIKE HIM?????

[ihavettk.livejournal.com]

...

Wanda, why is there a monkey in my bedroom?

[daughter-of-m.livejournal.com]

YOU WISHED FOR A MONKEY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[ihavettk.livejournal.com]

It wasn't the kinda wish I thought would come true!

[daughter-of-m.livejournal.com]

Huh?

[ihavettk.livejournal.com]

Look Wanda, it was really thoughtful of you to give me a, um, magic monkey, but I can't take care of a monkey! I mean, I've got my hands full with Krypto, and anyway, I don't think Kansas is proper Monkey climate, and plus, it'd need food and stuff and probably throw poop.

[daughter-of-m.livejournal.com]

I can't take him BACK!!!!!!!!! Do you KNOW what would HAPPEN?????

He would CEASE TO EXIST!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Is that what you WANT?!?!?!?!?!?!?!


DON'T MAKE ME KILL THE MONKEY! DONTMAKEMEDONTMAKEMEDONTMAKEME!!!!!!!!!!!!! :/

[ihavettk.livejournal.com]

You don't need to kill anything! Calm down, Wanda!

Um, what about, like, sending him to the zoo or something? The one in San Diego's good. Or releasing him to the wild! Wherever monkeys come from?

[daughter-of-m.livejournal.com]

He's YOUR monkey!!!!!!!!! He's bonded to you. He won't survive in the WILD, that's like KILLING HIM TOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

And zoos have CAGES.

YOU HATE YOUR MONKEY! YOU HATE ME! FIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIINE!!!!!!! I HATE YOU TOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[ihavettk.livejournal.com]

I don't hate you, Wanda!

I can't have a monkey! What'll I tell my college roommate when I go there on Monday? How'll I feed it? Look, it was a very nice gift, but leaving it with me will kill it too. Not to mention Aunt Martha. She'll have a heart attack when she sees it!

[daughter-of-m.livejournal.com]

DO WHATEVER YOU WANT, MONKEY-HATER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I. DO. NOT. CARE.

[ihavettk.livejournal.com]

It bit me! It bit me and it hurt!

Wanda, I like you a lot, but one of the things I really don't want is a magic pet.

[daughter-of-m.livejournal.com]

What do you want me to DO?????????????????!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!??????????!

[ihavettk.livejournal.com]

The San Diego zoo's actually really good. Big enclosures that aren't really cagey. Maybe send it there?

[daughter-of-m.livejournal.com]

ZOOS ARE BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!




Whatever.

[ihavettk.livejournal.com]

This one's really not so bad, and why is a zoo where it's got lots of monkey friends worse than living in my house where it won't have any room to run around and I won't be able to give it the care it needs?

[daughter-of-m.livejournal.com]

I SAID WHATEVER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

WHATEVERWHATEVERWHATEVERWHATEVERWHATEVERWHATEVER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[ihavettk.livejournal.com]

So what do I do with the monkey?

[daughter-of-m.livejournal.com]

What about WHATEVER do you not understand?

[ihavettk.livejournal.com]

...

Fine, I'll just fly it to the Metropolis Zoo. It's closest and the thing's fucking hard to carry.

Please don't magic things into my house again without asking me if it's okay first.

[daughter-of-m.livejournal.com]

NO ZOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Please? Zoos have bars and make monkeys sad. It's just a baby! It's not his FAULT!!!!!! I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, just please don't put him in a zoo. He needs a HOME.



It's what I do. But it's not his fault.

[ihavettk.livejournal.com]

Then what the hell do I do with it? Not all Zoos have bars, like I said, and monkeys are not actually pets, and if this is what you do maybe you should be more careful with how and where you do it before magically creating life that I have to deal with!

If you want the monkey somewhere other than the zoo, then you take it, okay?

[daughter-of-m.livejournal.com]

ok.

[ihavettk.livejournal.com]

Thanks.

[nokidflash.livejournal.com]

Wimp.

[ihavettk.livejournal.com]

Oh, shut up. Most things can't hurt me.

[cisskabob.livejournal.com]

Your new monkey is not allowed anywhere NEAR my apartment.

[ihavettk.livejournal.com]

I have no idea what to do with a monkey.

[cisskabob.livejournal.com]

Don't ask me! Monkeys FREAK ME OUT.

[ihavettk.livejournal.com]

They throw poop! Cissie, I don't want poop thrown around my room!

[cisskabob.livejournal.com]

This is not helping my MONKEYS ARE EVIL theory. Think Anya and how she feels about bunnies and YOU WILL KNOW HOW I FEEL ABOUT MONKEYS.

[ihavettk.livejournal.com]

...the monkey will not go to your apartment, Cissie. It probably won't be in my room much longer anyway.

[cisskabob.livejournal.com]

I'm just saying. Monkeys. Are. Creepy!

[ihavettk.livejournal.com]

You know, you're related to 'em, biologically speaking.

[cisskabob.livejournal.com]

I hate you.

[ihavettk.livejournal.com]

:( You do not.

[nokidflash.livejournal.com]

Oh. I was going to offer to keep the monkey so Wanda wouldn't be sad. :(

[cisskabob.livejournal.com]

You can keep the monkey if you keep it FAR AWAY FROM ME.