It's a new month! So sing!

[cloned]

Everybody's Got Something to Hide Except for Me and My Monkey

The Beatles

Come on come on come on come on
Come on is such a joy
Come on is such a joy
Come on lets take it easy
Come on lets take it easy
Take it easy take it easy
Everybody's got something to hide except for me and
my monkey.

The deeper you go the higher you fly
The higher you fly the deeper you go
So come on come on
Come on is such a joy
Come on is such a joy
Come on lets make it easy
Come on lets make it easy.

Take it easy take it easy
Everybody's got something to hide except for me and
my monkey.

Your inside is out and your outside is in
Your outside is in and your inside is out
So come on come on
Come on is such a joy
Come on is such a joy
Come on lets make it easy
Come on lets make it easy
Make it easy make it easy
Everybody's got something to hide except for me and
my monkey.

Comments

[daughter-of-m.livejournal.com]

DO WHATEVER YOU WANT, MONKEY-HATER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I. DO. NOT. CARE.

[ihavettk.livejournal.com]

It bit me! It bit me and it hurt!

Wanda, I like you a lot, but one of the things I really don't want is a magic pet.

[daughter-of-m.livejournal.com]

What do you want me to DO?????????????????!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!??????????!

[ihavettk.livejournal.com]

The San Diego zoo's actually really good. Big enclosures that aren't really cagey. Maybe send it there?

[daughter-of-m.livejournal.com]

ZOOS ARE BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!




Whatever.

[ihavettk.livejournal.com]

This one's really not so bad, and why is a zoo where it's got lots of monkey friends worse than living in my house where it won't have any room to run around and I won't be able to give it the care it needs?

[daughter-of-m.livejournal.com]

I SAID WHATEVER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

WHATEVERWHATEVERWHATEVERWHATEVERWHATEVERWHATEVER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[ihavettk.livejournal.com]

So what do I do with the monkey?

[daughter-of-m.livejournal.com]

What about WHATEVER do you not understand?

[ihavettk.livejournal.com]

...

Fine, I'll just fly it to the Metropolis Zoo. It's closest and the thing's fucking hard to carry.

Please don't magic things into my house again without asking me if it's okay first.

[daughter-of-m.livejournal.com]

NO ZOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Please? Zoos have bars and make monkeys sad. It's just a baby! It's not his FAULT!!!!!! I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, just please don't put him in a zoo. He needs a HOME.



It's what I do. But it's not his fault.

[ihavettk.livejournal.com]

Then what the hell do I do with it? Not all Zoos have bars, like I said, and monkeys are not actually pets, and if this is what you do maybe you should be more careful with how and where you do it before magically creating life that I have to deal with!

If you want the monkey somewhere other than the zoo, then you take it, okay?

[daughter-of-m.livejournal.com]

ok.

[ihavettk.livejournal.com]

Thanks.

[nokidflash.livejournal.com]

Wimp.

[ihavettk.livejournal.com]

Oh, shut up. Most things can't hurt me.