you need cows for ice cream and there weren't any cows on krypton so... no.
but i've been on earth for [ hang on ] rao, seven or eight years now, depending on how you count it. so i've had plenty of time to try all kinds of earth food.
[He can. Super hearing is fun. Though he's not totally sure if it's her or someone else coincidentally laughing at the same time. He's still got some fine tuning to do.]
[Yes and no. He has it, but he's not very good at focusing it yet. Luckily, it's the middle of the night and few enough people are talking that he can hear her, though it's weird and staticky through the sound of snores.]
Yeah, but it's new.
[He considers telling her that texting is easier--which it is--but this is good practice. He focuses on where he heard her voice, trying to tune out all the other noise of the sleeping Mansion.]
[If she uses x-ray vision right now, she'll see exactly how much he's rolling his eyes. Kal. Helpful. Yeah, like that ever happens.]
He gave me a dog and told me if I want to skip school I should get Mrs. Kent to write me a note. I think he was mad that I accidentally burned a hole in his cape.
idek what this is anymore but they're not texting.
[Family. Such a weird concept. Probably it shouldn't be, but he's had a weird life. Besides his friends be them Titans or Young Justice, there haven't been that many people who he considered family. Being related by blood certainly has never qualified someone.
Kara thinks it does. Kon still isn't sure. But he's starting to feel like maybe he can be convinced.]
I guess it would have been. Did you not know you were gonna get them?
I had no real idea. I knew I was going to end up the same place Kal had been, but...
[ things were a Mess. ]
I'm the older cousin. I expected to get to Earth and find a baby to look after. Instead, I found an over-protective adult who doesn't know how to deal with a sixteen year old.
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[....is it too soon to ask about Krypton?]
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but i've been on earth for [ hang on ] rao, seven or eight years now, depending on how you count it. so i've had plenty of time to try all kinds of earth food.
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[...He probably shouldn't get defensive here.]
Eight years? Wow, so I'm like, an adult, huh?
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Hardy ha. You know what I mean.
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yes i know what you mean. and yes you're an adult in the future.
anything else you want to know while we're at it?
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Do I get freeze breath?
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do you not have all your powers now?
[ she pauses and then, curious, says out loud: ] Do you have super hearing yet?
text.
Yeah, but it's new.
[He considers telling her that texting is easier--which it is--but this is good practice. He focuses on where he heard her voice, trying to tune out all the other noise of the sleeping Mansion.]
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He gave me a dog and told me if I want to skip school I should get Mrs. Kent to write me a note. I think he was mad that I accidentally burned a hole in his cape.
idek what this is anymore but they're not texting.
Well, if you want any help with any of your powers, you've got me around now.
superhearing speech??
Uh. Thanks. [A beat.] So you have all of them?
that works.
[ no, really. that's like. the absolute least. ]
Yeah, I do. There were sun lamps in my ship so I was all powered up when I landed in Gotham Harbor. That was a hell of a surprise, let me tell you.
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Kara thinks it does. Kon still isn't sure. But he's starting to feel like maybe he can be convinced.]
I guess it would have been. Did you not know you were gonna get them?
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[ things were a Mess. ]
I'm the older cousin. I expected to get to Earth and find a baby to look after. Instead, I found an over-protective adult who doesn't know how to deal with a sixteen year old.
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Hey, it's not like I've known anything different. I'm always gonna be compared to the original.
[Better compared to Kal than to Lex.]
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It's not right. We're related to him, but we're not him. People should judge us on our own merits and not their idealized version of Kal.
[ ... she's not a little bitter about this at all. ]
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I guess it's inevitable when you wear the S.
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[Clearly, it bugs her a lot more than it bugs him. Or at least, differently than it bugs him.]
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