Bernard and Kon are sort of like bunnies, except not as chaste. NSFW!

[cloned]

Kon flew as fast as he could after dropping Bart off at Max's. Bernard was waiting for him, after all. Luckily, Bernard had left the window open, because Kon wasn't sure he was patient enough to wait for Bernard to open it.

He flew inside and saw Bernard, naked on the bed.

"Fuck," he said. "You're all ready for me."

He flew at Bernard and tackled him down, kissing him fiercely.

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[ihavettk.livejournal.com]

"Supergirl's kind of my cousin," Kon said. "Little weird, but I guess it works." He grinned.

[bernard-dowd.livejournal.com]

"She's pretty," Bernard said. "Hey," he added thoughtfully. "I wonder if I could get you into that tiny little blue skirt..." He grinned. "Just for verisimilitude, of course."

[ihavettk.livejournal.com]

"I dunno what versimultude is, but I could probably try one on for you," Kon said, "If you asked nicely enough."

[bernard-dowd.livejournal.com]

"It means to bring the appearance of truth, more or less," Bernard replied. "Really?" He grinned. "That would be so hot. Also slightly ridiculous. But hot."

[ihavettk.livejournal.com]

"It'd look better on you," Kon said, gently sliding his hands down Bernard's sides. "You're skinnier. And you've got nice hips."

[bernard-dowd.livejournal.com]

"Have I?" Bernard asked, cocking his hips against Kon's palms and leaning back to wrap his arms around Kon's neck.

[ihavettk.livejournal.com]

"Fuck yeah," Kon said, running his hand gently over Bernard's ass. "Plus, easier access for me."

[bernard-dowd.livejournal.com]

Bernard smirked and tilted his head to nip at Kon's jaw. "That's assuming I let you into my panties," he countered, pushing back against Kon's hand.

He glanced at their reflection in the mirror and huffed a laugh. "This top has got to go," he said, picking at the covering of spandex over Kon's arms. "You're ruining the artistic composition."

[ihavettk.livejournal.com]

"We both have S-shields!" Kon said. He grinned and pulled the top of his costume off. "Happy?" he asked.

[bernard-dowd.livejournal.com]

Bernard grinned, turning in Kon's arms to wrap his own around Kon's neck. "Very," he purred, pulling him down for a kiss.

[ihavettk.livejournal.com]

Kon obliged, kissing Bernard deeply. "I like making you happy," he muttered.

[bernard-dowd.livejournal.com]

Bernard hummed happily, hooking one arm under and around Kon's shoulder, shifting closer. "Ditto," he replied, blunt fingernails scratching through Kon's hair.

[ihavettk.livejournal.com]

Kon kissed him again, then laughed. "We're a little sickeningly adorable, aren't we?"

[bernard-dowd.livejournal.com]

Bernard laughed along, ducking his head and grinning. "It's so bad," he said. "Almost as bad as a rom-com."

[ihavettk.livejournal.com]

"We should do something really manly," Kon said, snickering. "Have a football or something we could pass each other?"

[bernard-dowd.livejournal.com]

Bernard shook his head, biting his lip. "Sorry, dude. No dice."

[ihavettk.livejournal.com]

"We did just have manly buttsex. Maybe it counts," Kon said.

[bernard-dowd.livejournal.com]

Bernard chuckled, hiding his smile against Kon's skin. "Mmm, yes. Especially when you describe it in such poetic terms."

[ihavettk.livejournal.com]

"That's how the great writers describe it," Kon said. "And thenest, they didest havest Buttsex. And lo, for it waseth manly."

[bernard-dowd.livejournal.com]

Bernard snorted, laughing helplessly. "God, you're ridiculous," he said fondly, kissing Kon softly.

[ihavettk.livejournal.com]

"Cute, though, right?" Kon asked, playing with the end of Bernard's hair. "You've got a great laugh."

Suddenly, an annoying ring tone rang out from the pile with Kon's discarded pants and jacket.

"Fuck," Kon said.

[bernard-dowd.livejournal.com]

"So cute," Bernard replied, smiling and rubbing his nose against Kon's. "Yours isn't so bad either," he said.

Bernard groaned. "Ignore it," he suggested, wrapping his arms around Kon's neck again. "You only just got here."

[ihavettk.livejournal.com]

"Can't," Kon said, kissing Bernard's nose. "Max said he could only take Bart for so long. He had some sort of weird plans that he wouldn't tell me about." He floated them both off the ground.

[bernard-dowd.livejournal.com]

"Aww," Bernard pouted. "I was hoping you could stay a little longer." He sighed. "But if Bart needs you, you should go." He stroked the side of Kon's face. "I don't want to keep you from your friends."

[ihavettk.livejournal.com]

"You're the best boyfriend ever," Kon said. He kissed Bernard's cheek again and picked up the phone.

"Max?" he said. "Yeah, I'll be there in a little bit." He hung up and started getting dressed. "Wish I could stay longer," he said.