My boy

[cloned]

Bernard is totally the best boyfriend ever.

Which...okay, I don't have much comparison. I've mostly only had girlfriends, and Lyle doesn't count because it was in the future so technically it hasn't happened yet.

But still. He's so sweet. And really sexy. Like, incredible. He's so pale and delicate and my hickeys show up so prettily on his skin. Plus, he's an artist! I haven't seen the picture he did of me that I posed for, but I saw some of his sketches. They're good. As far as I can tell at least.

Damn. Believe me, I don't just like him for the sex, though the sex is awesome. He's also adorable and sweet. And not just when I lick him, though that's pretty sweet too.

So yeah, it's awesome. And I need to send him naked pictures of me, stat.

Comments

[cisskabob.livejournal.com]

::laughs:: Well, I *am.* Poor you and your invulnerable skin--at least you don't get paper cuts?

[ihavettk.livejournal.com]

Yeah...but I also don't get hickeys. Makes Bernard sad.

[cisskabob.livejournal.com]

Oh no, not the hickeys again...

[ihavettk.livejournal.com]

Sorry! Sorry!

[cisskabob.livejournal.com]

You are not sorry at all. I see right through you.

[ihavettk.livejournal.com]

My goal in life is to shock and appall you.

[cisskabob.livejournal.com]

You'll have to work harder, then. I was there for your formative years, and I knew Impulse and I survived Mr. Sarcastic.

That and I know you're shameless. ;)

[ihavettk.livejournal.com]

How about details about Bernard and me in extremis? Would that work?

[cisskabob.livejournal.com]

I don't think it would shock and appall me so much as make my brain bleed. Possibly there would be seizures.

[ihavettk.livejournal.com]

And then Tim would get mad at me. Huh, maybe not such a good idea.

[cisskabob.livejournal.com]

That would indeed be bad.

[ihavettk.livejournal.com]

Very well, Cissie. You're safe from embarrassing details about my sex life...FOR NOW!