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My boy
Bernard is totally the best boyfriend ever.
Which...okay, I don't have much comparison. I've mostly only had girlfriends, and Lyle doesn't count because it was in the future so technically it hasn't happened yet.
But still. He's so sweet. And really sexy. Like, incredible. He's so pale and delicate and my hickeys show up so prettily on his skin. Plus, he's an artist! I haven't seen the picture he did of me that I posed for, but I saw some of his sketches. They're good. As far as I can tell at least.
Damn. Believe me, I don't just like him for the sex, though the sex is awesome. He's also adorable and sweet. And not just when I lick him, though that's pretty sweet too.
So yeah, it's awesome. And I need to send him naked pictures of me, stat.
Which...okay, I don't have much comparison. I've mostly only had girlfriends, and Lyle doesn't count because it was in the future so technically it hasn't happened yet.
But still. He's so sweet. And really sexy. Like, incredible. He's so pale and delicate and my hickeys show up so prettily on his skin. Plus, he's an artist! I haven't seen the picture he did of me that I posed for, but I saw some of his sketches. They're good. As far as I can tell at least.
Damn. Believe me, I don't just like him for the sex, though the sex is awesome. He's also adorable and sweet. And not just when I lick him, though that's pretty sweet too.
So yeah, it's awesome. And I need to send him naked pictures of me, stat.
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How about the S?
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Aww, you're missing on so much not being able to give me hickeys. You have no idea how much fun it is.
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I agree with this. I find it very unfair that I am the only one in this relationship that looks like I went a few rounds against someone with tiny little fists.
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...I probably will still tease you guys. But you are entirely allowed to tease me right back.
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Besides, you missed the really disgusting phase. We're mild by comparison now.
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...Okay, yeah, it might still be a bit soon for that kind of joking. Just saying.
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Hey, my sex life is awesome! And I would be totally happy to hear details about your sex life, as you know.
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You can keep trying. I do not kiss and tell. I have no idea how you managed to get Tim to tell you anything. ...Though--what did he tell you?
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I managed by being awesome.
Not much, really. Just that you guys have sex and it is hot and the Olympic rings thing. Which I'm still not sure if you did or not.
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At least we know your ego is in tact.
I am only dignifying that with an answer because I told you already. And the only reason I told you was because you were playing on my sympathy by talking about how worried you are about Bart. But seriously, you're still doubting it?
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Okay, okay, I believe you.
Baby, there is very little that could damage my ego.
I have been. He's annoyingly close-mouthed. Haven't we been over this?
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...Wait, I think you lost me somewhere. Who's annoyingly close-mouthed?
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Cool, you totally should! I can't get a tattoo. Stupid invulnerable skin.
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That and I know you're shameless. ;)
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