21.2 What makes you happy/laugh?

[cloned]

I'm happy that Bart's moved in with me. I missed him. And he wasn't taking care of himself. I don't care how grown up he is now, I'm glad he's somewhere where I can keep an eye on him. I mean, sure he can take care of himself, but how do I know that he will? He was living in a motel when I found him! A frigging motel! And I still can't shake the feeling that if I leave him alone for a minute, or blink or anything, he'll run away. He's gotta stop worrying that we like him. When is he gonna realize that we all love him and we want him around and I wouldn't have invited him to freaking live with me if I didn't!

Still, it's pretty cool sharing a house with your best friend. Maybe we can convince Tim to move in with us too. That would be sweet.

Steph makes me laugh. How did I not hang out with her back before I died? She's so much fun! I mean, she's kinda like Tim, only hotter. And not nearly as weird. And less likely to become an evil scientist. (No offense, Tim.)

Man, I cannot see how Tim let her go. I mean, I love Cissie. She's one of my best friends, and she and Tim are apparently doing absolutely great.

But man, Steph.

Comments

[sofasterthanyou.livejournal.com]

Shut up, you totally love it.

Umm, no thanks. I'm rather partial to my own.

Hah. Funny, she told me that I should make you eat more vegetables. And less Ramen. Ramen isn't food.

[ihavettk.livejournal.com]

Ramen is an ancient and noble food. And delicious.

I'll admit, my sexy, firm ass would look really weird on your stringy body.

[sofasterthanyou.livejournal.com]

You're ridiculous.

Also, jerk. I'll have you know that people seem to like my "stringy body" just fine. And you are often declared to be "too beefy." So there.

[ihavettk.livejournal.com]

Some people live their lives in denial. Sure, they claim my body is too beefy, but that's just cause they're jealous.

Psh, who likes your stringy body more than my finely toned one?

[sofasterthanyou.livejournal.com]

Jealous? Of what? The fact that you can't fit in normal-sized clothes? I've seen your shirts, Kon. You stretch out the arms.

Uh... I dunno. Um. People?

[ihavettk.livejournal.com]

Just cause they don't fit your teeny arms doesn't mean they're stretched.

Ha! You can't think of anyone!

[sofasterthanyou.livejournal.com]

No, crazy. I know they're stretched because they are bigger than the new shirts you so rarely buy.

I can too! Jaime likes me just fine. So there.

[ihavettk.livejournal.com]

Please. Not by much!

That's probably because he's never met me.

So...how'd that go? Did he swoon and fall into your arms?

[sofasterthanyou.livejournal.com]

Psh. Freak.

Just as well, too. I don't want you corrupting him.

Uh, no. Shut up.

[ihavettk.livejournal.com]

You totally have a crush on him, don't you?

[sofasterthanyou.livejournal.com]

...We might be going out.

[ihavettk.livejournal.com]

...

You shitting me?

[sofasterthanyou.livejournal.com]

Umm, no. By "we might" I kinda meant "we are".

[ihavettk.livejournal.com]

No kidding?

Ha! I totally called it!

When do I get to meet him?

[sofasterthanyou.livejournal.com]

Hopefully never. I don't trust you.

[ihavettk.livejournal.com]

Lame!

I'm totally trustworthy!

[sofasterthanyou.livejournal.com]

Not lame, true. You'd spend the entire time making incredibly unsubtle innuendos and then possibly threaten to kick his ass if he ever dumped me.

I know how you work, Kon.

[ihavettk.livejournal.com]

Oh, please! That doesn't sound like me at all!

Okay...maybe I was planning on doing exactly that...but I'm still offended!

[sofasterthanyou.livejournal.com]

Uh huh. Sure.

See? I told you so.

[ihavettk.livejournal.com]

C'mon, Allen. We're gonna meet sometime.

[sofasterthanyou.livejournal.com]

Maybe so, but I'm trying to postpone that for as long as possible. I don't need you traumatizing him. I happen to like him how he is just fine without you making him paranoid of a super-powered ass-kicking.

[ihavettk.livejournal.com]

I'd only kick his ass if he tried to hurt you! Geeze, Bart, give me some credit!

[sofasterthanyou.livejournal.com]

Hmph. Well, I guess I'm entitled to give you the benefit of the doubt... You did take me in. I'll ask him to come over next time.

I'm still not happy about this. The first sign I get of you threatening him... I'm telling Tim. Or Bruce.

[ihavettk.livejournal.com]

Uh...Tim would agree and help me threaten him, and you wouldn't have the guts to go to Batman.

[sofasterthanyou.livejournal.com]

Tim is a traitor.

You never know, I might. Apparently Bats likes Jaime.