The Kid of Steel

I'm happy that Bart's moved in with me. I missed him. And he wasn't taking care of himself. I don't care how grown up he is now, I'm glad he's somewhere where I can keep an eye on him. I mean, sure he can take care of himself, but how do I know that he will? He was living in a motel when I found him! A frigging motel! And I still can't shake the feeling that if I leave him alone for a minute, or blink or anything, he'll run away. He's gotta stop worrying that we like him. When is he gonna realize that we all love him and we want him around and I wouldn't have invited him to freaking live with me if I didn't!

Still, it's pretty cool sharing a house with your best friend. Maybe we can convince Tim to move in with us too. That would be sweet.

Steph makes me laugh. How did I not hang out with her back before I died? She's so much fun! I mean, she's kinda like Tim, only hotter. And not nearly as weird. And less likely to become an evil scientist. (No offense, Tim.)

Man, I cannot see how Tim let her go. I mean, I love Cissie. She's one of my best friends, and she and Tim are apparently doing absolutely great.

But man, Steph.

Uh, hi. I'm Superboy. You might have heard of me. Big thing in the news a little while ago? Yeah, I died. It kinda sucked. But it turns out I was only mostly dead. Little bit...well, a lot of sunlight. So I come back and, well, nothing stayed the same. My girlfriend and my best friend are kinda insane. My other best friend's dead. And Superman wants me to get therapy. What the hell is with that? Just cause he thought it was useful when he came back to life...I'm totally well-adjusted! And I'm not angsting about Luthor being my genetic donor! I'm the only Titan who isn't insane!

So I don't need to be here. But Superman says he'll take Krypto from me if I go. So I guess I'll go.

So...you seeing anyone? Or is this not proper doctor/patient interaction stuff?