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The Kid of Steel ([personal profile] cloned) wrote2008-11-20 03:37 pm

My boy

Bernard is totally the best boyfriend ever.

Which...okay, I don't have much comparison. I've mostly only had girlfriends, and Lyle doesn't count because it was in the future so technically it hasn't happened yet.

But still. He's so sweet. And really sexy. Like, incredible. He's so pale and delicate and my hickeys show up so prettily on his skin. Plus, he's an artist! I haven't seen the picture he did of me that I posed for, but I saw some of his sketches. They're good. As far as I can tell at least.

Damn. Believe me, I don't just like him for the sex, though the sex is awesome. He's also adorable and sweet. And not just when I lick him, though that's pretty sweet too.

So yeah, it's awesome. And I need to send him naked pictures of me, stat.

[identity profile] ihavettk.livejournal.com 2008-11-20 09:07 pm (UTC)(link)
I know, it's terrible.

...I probably will still tease you guys. But you are entirely allowed to tease me right back.

[identity profile] cisskabob.livejournal.com 2008-11-20 09:32 pm (UTC)(link)
We tease because we love.

Besides, you missed the really disgusting phase. We're mild by comparison now.

[identity profile] ihavettk.livejournal.com 2008-11-20 09:47 pm (UTC)(link)
Never have I been so glad I spent a good part of the last year dead.

[identity profile] cisskabob.livejournal.com 2008-11-20 09:51 pm (UTC)(link)
Ha Ha Ha. At least we don't regale you with details about our sex life, Mr. Has No Shame.

...Okay, yeah, it might still be a bit soon for that kind of joking. Just saying.

[identity profile] ihavettk.livejournal.com 2008-11-20 10:01 pm (UTC)(link)
Good point. Sorry about that.

Hey, my sex life is awesome! And I would be totally happy to hear details about your sex life, as you know.

[identity profile] cisskabob.livejournal.com 2008-11-20 10:07 pm (UTC)(link)
It's okay.

You can keep trying. I do not kiss and tell. I have no idea how you managed to get Tim to tell you anything. ...Though--what did he tell you?

[identity profile] ihavettk.livejournal.com 2008-11-20 10:35 pm (UTC)(link)
You are no fun.

I managed by being awesome.

Not much, really. Just that you guys have sex and it is hot and the Olympic rings thing. Which I'm still not sure if you did or not.

[identity profile] cisskabob.livejournal.com 2008-11-20 11:04 pm (UTC)(link)
I am tons of fun. Just ask Tim. ;)

At least we know your ego is in tact.

I am only dignifying that with an answer because I told you already. And the only reason I told you was because you were playing on my sympathy by talking about how worried you are about Bart. But seriously, you're still doubting it?

[identity profile] ihavettk.livejournal.com 2008-11-20 11:20 pm (UTC)(link)
You were talking about a tattoo or something! And hanging with Tim made me paranoid.

Okay, okay, I believe you.

Baby, there is very little that could damage my ego.

I have been. He's annoyingly close-mouthed. Haven't we been over this?

[identity profile] cisskabob.livejournal.com 2008-11-20 11:39 pm (UTC)(link)
I'm going to get one! Like this (http://cache.daylife.com/imageserve/05Xw5NX639fYF/610x.jpg), but I haven't decided where yet. I have a while to decide, though.

...Wait, I think you lost me somewhere. Who's annoyingly close-mouthed?

[identity profile] ihavettk.livejournal.com 2008-11-21 12:29 am (UTC)(link)
Tim is. You said I should ask him if you were a lot of fun.

Cool, you totally should! I can't get a tattoo. Stupid invulnerable skin.

[identity profile] cisskabob.livejournal.com 2008-11-21 04:10 am (UTC)(link)
::laughs:: Well, I *am.* Poor you and your invulnerable skin--at least you don't get paper cuts?

[identity profile] ihavettk.livejournal.com 2008-11-21 04:13 am (UTC)(link)
Yeah...but I also don't get hickeys. Makes Bernard sad.

[identity profile] cisskabob.livejournal.com 2008-11-21 04:25 am (UTC)(link)
Oh no, not the hickeys again...

[identity profile] cisskabob.livejournal.com 2008-11-21 04:28 am (UTC)(link)
You are not sorry at all. I see right through you.

[identity profile] ihavettk.livejournal.com 2008-11-21 04:31 am (UTC)(link)
My goal in life is to shock and appall you.

[identity profile] cisskabob.livejournal.com 2008-11-21 04:38 am (UTC)(link)
You'll have to work harder, then. I was there for your formative years, and I knew Impulse and I survived Mr. Sarcastic.

That and I know you're shameless. ;)

[identity profile] ihavettk.livejournal.com 2008-11-21 04:44 am (UTC)(link)
How about details about Bernard and me in extremis? Would that work?

[identity profile] cisskabob.livejournal.com 2008-11-21 04:47 am (UTC)(link)
I don't think it would shock and appall me so much as make my brain bleed. Possibly there would be seizures.

[identity profile] ihavettk.livejournal.com 2008-11-21 04:52 am (UTC)(link)
And then Tim would get mad at me. Huh, maybe not such a good idea.

[identity profile] cisskabob.livejournal.com 2008-11-21 05:15 am (UTC)(link)
That would indeed be bad.

[identity profile] ihavettk.livejournal.com 2008-11-21 05:20 am (UTC)(link)
Very well, Cissie. You're safe from embarrassing details about my sex life...FOR NOW!