40.1 and 22.4

[cloned]

[Locked in a half-arsed way]

40.1 "The trouble with trouble is that it usually starts out like fun."

Oh, man, do I know how that is.

Just take a look at my freaking romantic history. Hell, look at all my history. "I know what would be a good idea! Let's go sign up with some idiot who says he'll be my agent! He's got a pretty daughter! No way he could owe millions of dollars in debt!" "Hey, let's run off with the sexy fury! No way she could be evil, she's so fucking hot and we've had sex!" "How about a threesome? It'll be fun! Like you'd regret having sex with Anita, even if Slobo is there." "Let's not tell anyone about my other genetic donor."

"Date the pretty blond boy. He's hot and a lot of fun. No way you'll fall in fucking love with him and he'll knock you out on your invulnerable ass."

Goddamn it. I should just never have fun. Maybe it'd help.

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22.4. How well do you get along with your family?

I don't have a family. Not really. I mean, let's see, I've got my two genetic donors. (Neither of them are are my dads, not at all. Dads don't brainwash, and they don't try to shunt you off on whoever will take you.) Aunt Martha's really nice and I guess she's almost like, well, an aunt, and it's nice, but I'm still the clone of her son. Kara's great, so I guess I've got one cousin I get along with.

I guess the people who I think are family aren't related to me by genes at all.

There's the Guardian and Dubbilex. They've always been there for me... still not really dads, maybe, but they cared about me, definitely. And Rex, who was like the sleazy uncle who only comes around to ask you for money. I think he cared about me at least a little, though. Maybe really, really deep down? And Roxy, of course, who's my sister. SO I guess I get along with them. Don't see them much.

Then there's the Titans/Young Justice people. My real family. And I get along with almost all of them. Tim and Bart, my best friends, who I trust with, like, everything. Hell, I like Bart enough to live with him, and considering how much he eats, he'd be totally screwed if I didn't like him. But it's great having him around and he gives the best hugs ever. Tim doesn't give the best hugs ever (no offense, dude, but you freeze up), but hey, I love him anyways. He's always there for me. And even if he's a creeper who totally reads the stuff I lock, I know he only invades my privacy because he cares. And there are my girls, Cissie, Greta, Anita, Traya... seriously, how do I know so many girls that I'm "just friends" with? Ladies, we need to have an orgy, stat. (Cissie, I'm kidding! Don't hurt me!) But anyways, I love 'em too. And Red Tornado and even Snapper and Ray. And Slobo, wherever he is. Big Lobo... not so much, but that's because he's freaking terrifying.

And Cassie...

Cass? If you're reading this, can we talk at some point? I miss you.

Comments

[sofasterthanyou.livejournal.com]

I'm glad you keep me around just for my hugging skills.

[ihavettk.livejournal.com]

Just remember it, man. You're liable to be kicked out on your scrawny ass if you start sucking at hugging.

[sofasterthanyou.livejournal.com]

Please. I could never suck at hugging. I am a hugmaster.

[ihavettk.livejournal.com]

Oh yeah? Prove it, man. Hug. Right here, right now.

[sofasterthanyou.livejournal.com]

I'm busy, you'll have to wait.

[cisskabob.livejournal.com]

I resent that your hugging skills are so monopolized out in the Pacific. It's cold over here in the East! We need hugs more.

[sofasterthanyou.livejournal.com]

Well, when Kon can't restrain himself any longer and destroys my work of art, I will come running to you and sob into your pillow, is that good?

[cisskabob.livejournal.com]

It's excellent! Well, except that I don't want you to be sad. Hmm, this plan needs work.

[olympus-girl.livejournal.com]

I miss you too. Things have been crazy lately, so I'm just stealing some time online.

I'm sorry about Bernard. That really sucks.

I've got some time to talk now, if you want.

(Totally agree on the Bart hugs)

[ihavettk.livejournal.com]

Yeah... wanna meet? I can get to San Francisco pretty fast if you're at the Tower, or if you wanna meet somewhere or something.

OOC: Come online? *hopeful*

[olympus-girl.livejournal.com]

OOC: Tomorrow afternoon/evening good for you? I've got work in the morning and was going to sleep in half an hour. I hate to RP and run. I figure we could get a good session in then rather than me having to cut it short, if it works for you.

*about to PM you*

[ihavettk.livejournal.com]

OOC: Works for me!

[olympus-girl.livejournal.com]

OOC: Yay! 10 tomorrow?

[cisskabob.livejournal.com]

I won't hurt you. Mainly because I fully expect Tim to come along and protect my honor. But for the record--Stop. Thinking. About. It. I might let Tim defend my honor, but we all know I can take you if I have to. ;)

Love you too, you giant dork.

[ihavettk.livejournal.com]

What if I say Tim can join in? ;) Nah... that wouldn't be any fun. The two of you would sneak off and have sex by yourselves and that totally ruins the point of an orgy.

<3 ::hugs:: Thanks, Ciss.

[cisskabob.livejournal.com]

Maybe ruining the point of your orgy is the point?

...I'm not sure that made sense to me either, but I bet you were betting on a different reaction out of me?

::hugs:: Anytime, Kon.

[ihavettk.livejournal.com]

...I'm totally lost now. I think all that's left to do is make a penis joke and talk about all the points that there could be in an orgy.

[cisskabob.livejournal.com]

I think I have won this by virtue of confusing us all into forgetting the original point.

[mrsarcastic003]

Yes, we would. And you all would miss out on how awesome we are.

Also, I think Traya's still too young for your orgy.

[ihavettk.livejournal.com]

Again, not the point of an orgy!

Oh, man, I totally didn't think about that. See, it was kinda stream of consciousness thing and I added in her name cause she was a friend and then started thinking about girls and hey, orgies! But no, no orgies with Traya. I love her, but not like that.

[mrsarcastic003]

I know. But it's how it would have to be. Ours is the love that can only be shared between two people.

This is what I was thinking.

[mrsarcastic003]

I stalk and hack because I care. It's best for you to get used to this now, because barring a massive personality transplant, it probably will not change.

And I fully acknowledge that Bart gives better hugs than me. Even I need Bart hugs sometimes. No matter how bad I am at giving them out (and yes, I do know that I am).

[ihavettk.livejournal.com]

Well, at least you're honest about it?

Hey, so long as you keep trying, man. Hugs are important.

[mrsarcastic003]

This is true. You all know how creepy and stalkery I am. I've never been anything but honest about that. Which... counts for something, right?

So I hear. It's a work in progress.

[ihavettk.livejournal.com]

It means that if there's something I really don't want you to know, I wouldn't write it down, pretty much.

Well, I'm happy to help you practice when ever you need it, man.