cloned: (Pretty Kon)
The Kid of Steel ([personal profile] cloned) wrote2009-03-04 10:50 pm

40.1 and 22.4

[Locked in a half-arsed way]

40.1 "The trouble with trouble is that it usually starts out like fun."

Oh, man, do I know how that is.

Just take a look at my freaking romantic history. Hell, look at all my history. "I know what would be a good idea! Let's go sign up with some idiot who says he'll be my agent! He's got a pretty daughter! No way he could owe millions of dollars in debt!" "Hey, let's run off with the sexy fury! No way she could be evil, she's so fucking hot and we've had sex!" "How about a threesome? It'll be fun! Like you'd regret having sex with Anita, even if Slobo is there." "Let's not tell anyone about my other genetic donor."

"Date the pretty blond boy. He's hot and a lot of fun. No way you'll fall in fucking love with him and he'll knock you out on your invulnerable ass."

Goddamn it. I should just never have fun. Maybe it'd help.

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22.4. How well do you get along with your family?

I don't have a family. Not really. I mean, let's see, I've got my two genetic donors. (Neither of them are are my dads, not at all. Dads don't brainwash, and they don't try to shunt you off on whoever will take you.) Aunt Martha's really nice and I guess she's almost like, well, an aunt, and it's nice, but I'm still the clone of her son. Kara's great, so I guess I've got one cousin I get along with.

I guess the people who I think are family aren't related to me by genes at all.

There's the Guardian and Dubbilex. They've always been there for me... still not really dads, maybe, but they cared about me, definitely. And Rex, who was like the sleazy uncle who only comes around to ask you for money. I think he cared about me at least a little, though. Maybe really, really deep down? And Roxy, of course, who's my sister. SO I guess I get along with them. Don't see them much.

Then there's the Titans/Young Justice people. My real family. And I get along with almost all of them. Tim and Bart, my best friends, who I trust with, like, everything. Hell, I like Bart enough to live with him, and considering how much he eats, he'd be totally screwed if I didn't like him. But it's great having him around and he gives the best hugs ever. Tim doesn't give the best hugs ever (no offense, dude, but you freeze up), but hey, I love him anyways. He's always there for me. And even if he's a creeper who totally reads the stuff I lock, I know he only invades my privacy because he cares. And there are my girls, Cissie, Greta, Anita, Traya... seriously, how do I know so many girls that I'm "just friends" with? Ladies, we need to have an orgy, stat. (Cissie, I'm kidding! Don't hurt me!) But anyways, I love 'em too. And Red Tornado and even Snapper and Ray. And Slobo, wherever he is. Big Lobo... not so much, but that's because he's freaking terrifying.

And Cassie...

Cass? If you're reading this, can we talk at some point? I miss you.

[identity profile] sofasterthanyou.livejournal.com 2009-03-05 04:04 am (UTC)(link)
I'm glad you keep me around just for my hugging skills.

[identity profile] ihavettk.livejournal.com 2009-03-05 04:06 am (UTC)(link)
Just remember it, man. You're liable to be kicked out on your scrawny ass if you start sucking at hugging.

[identity profile] sofasterthanyou.livejournal.com 2009-03-05 04:08 am (UTC)(link)
Please. I could never suck at hugging. I am a hugmaster.

[identity profile] ihavettk.livejournal.com 2009-03-05 04:10 am (UTC)(link)
Oh yeah? Prove it, man. Hug. Right here, right now.

[identity profile] sofasterthanyou.livejournal.com 2009-03-05 04:11 am (UTC)(link)
I'm busy, you'll have to wait.

[identity profile] olympus-girl.livejournal.com 2009-03-05 04:13 am (UTC)(link)
I miss you too. Things have been crazy lately, so I'm just stealing some time online.

I'm sorry about Bernard. That really sucks.

I've got some time to talk now, if you want.

(Totally agree on the Bart hugs)

[identity profile] ihavettk.livejournal.com 2009-03-05 04:20 am (UTC)(link)
Yeah... wanna meet? I can get to San Francisco pretty fast if you're at the Tower, or if you wanna meet somewhere or something.

OOC: Come online? *hopeful*

[identity profile] ihavettk.livejournal.com 2009-03-05 04:22 am (UTC)(link)
Oh, come on, matchstick towers are not as important as hugging me, lazy butt.

[identity profile] sofasterthanyou.livejournal.com 2009-03-05 04:24 am (UTC)(link)
This is very intricate! I will hug you in a minute.

[identity profile] olympus-girl.livejournal.com 2009-03-05 04:27 am (UTC)(link)
OOC: Tomorrow afternoon/evening good for you? I've got work in the morning and was going to sleep in half an hour. I hate to RP and run. I figure we could get a good session in then rather than me having to cut it short, if it works for you.

*about to PM you*

[identity profile] ihavettk.livejournal.com 2009-03-05 04:28 am (UTC)(link)
I could knock it down with my TTK...

[identity profile] ihavettk.livejournal.com 2009-03-05 04:30 am (UTC)(link)
OOC: Works for me!

[identity profile] sofasterthanyou.livejournal.com 2009-03-05 04:31 am (UTC)(link)
I will kill you.

[identity profile] olympus-girl.livejournal.com 2009-03-05 04:33 am (UTC)(link)
OOC: Yay! 10 tomorrow?

[identity profile] ihavettk.livejournal.com 2009-03-05 04:36 am (UTC)(link)
OOC: I think that will be fine! I'm terrible at being places in timely manners, but I'll do my best.

[identity profile] ihavettk.livejournal.com 2009-03-05 04:40 am (UTC)(link)
You would not. It would make Tim sad. Do you want to make Tim sad? Do ya?

[identity profile] sofasterthanyou.livejournal.com 2009-03-05 04:55 am (UTC)(link)
Destroying my matchstick tower would make me sad. Do you want that?

[identity profile] cisskabob.livejournal.com 2009-03-05 04:57 am (UTC)(link)
I won't hurt you. Mainly because I fully expect Tim to come along and protect my honor. But for the record--Stop. Thinking. About. It. I might let Tim defend my honor, but we all know I can take you if I have to. ;)

Love you too, you giant dork.

[identity profile] cisskabob.livejournal.com 2009-03-05 04:59 am (UTC)(link)
I resent that your hugging skills are so monopolized out in the Pacific. It's cold over here in the East! We need hugs more.

[identity profile] ihavettk.livejournal.com 2009-03-05 04:59 am (UTC)(link)
Ah, but then you'd run here for hugs! And then I win.

[identity profile] sofasterthanyou.livejournal.com 2009-03-05 05:03 am (UTC)(link)
Would not, I'd run over to Cissie and hug her. She wouldn't destroy my tower.

[identity profile] sofasterthanyou.livejournal.com 2009-03-05 05:03 am (UTC)(link)
Well, when Kon can't restrain himself any longer and destroys my work of art, I will come running to you and sob into your pillow, is that good?

[identity profile] ihavettk.livejournal.com 2009-03-05 05:04 am (UTC)(link)
What if I say Tim can join in? ;) Nah... that wouldn't be any fun. The two of you would sneak off and have sex by yourselves and that totally ruins the point of an orgy.

<3 ::hugs:: Thanks, Ciss.

[identity profile] ihavettk.livejournal.com 2009-03-05 05:05 am (UTC)(link)
Baaaaaart I'm feeling sad and Bart-hug-less!

[identity profile] cisskabob.livejournal.com 2009-03-05 05:07 am (UTC)(link)
It's excellent! Well, except that I don't want you to be sad. Hmm, this plan needs work.

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