21.2 What makes you happy/laugh?

[cloned]

I'm happy that Bart's moved in with me. I missed him. And he wasn't taking care of himself. I don't care how grown up he is now, I'm glad he's somewhere where I can keep an eye on him. I mean, sure he can take care of himself, but how do I know that he will? He was living in a motel when I found him! A frigging motel! And I still can't shake the feeling that if I leave him alone for a minute, or blink or anything, he'll run away. He's gotta stop worrying that we like him. When is he gonna realize that we all love him and we want him around and I wouldn't have invited him to freaking live with me if I didn't!

Still, it's pretty cool sharing a house with your best friend. Maybe we can convince Tim to move in with us too. That would be sweet.

Steph makes me laugh. How did I not hang out with her back before I died? She's so much fun! I mean, she's kinda like Tim, only hotter. And not nearly as weird. And less likely to become an evil scientist. (No offense, Tim.)

Man, I cannot see how Tim let her go. I mean, I love Cissie. She's one of my best friends, and she and Tim are apparently doing absolutely great.

But man, Steph.

Comments

[ihavettk.livejournal.com]

Ha. You've become as fun to tease as Tim.

By the way, what did you do with my pants?

[sofasterthanyou.livejournal.com]

I still hate you, you know. *pouts*

Which ones?

[ihavettk.livejournal.com]

The ones you were wearing before you left!

Why are you online when you should be hanging out with Jaime?

[sofasterthanyou.livejournal.com]

I haven't left yet, moron! I'm still looking for that money cache you promised me.

[ihavettk.livejournal.com]

I want them back when you're done with them!

[sofasterthanyou.livejournal.com]

...Oh. Um, I donated them to Goodwill? That's good, right? Like, you can't get mad at me for helping out a charity, right?

Also, where the frick are you? I've looked through the whole house.

[ihavettk.livejournal.com]

Loser. You owe me pants. Which'll be hard since you don't seem to be able to get pants for yourself even.

Did you check the kitchen table where I so nicely put a note?

[sofasterthanyou.livejournal.com]

Not a loser! I'm helping those less fortunate. So there. *sticks out tongue*

Also, I do too have pants! I bought some and they fit very nicely. Make my ass look great.

Oh. Umm, no, I didn't. But now that you mention it, I'm going to go get groceries. There's no food left in this house.

[ihavettk.livejournal.com]

Probably because you ate it all.

My ass looks great even without pants. Especially without pants.

Anyway, I'm at Cissie's. I'll be back at some point.

[sofasterthanyou.livejournal.com]

I did not eat all the less-fortunate, Kon, that would be cannibalism. And that's frowned upon in polite society.

You're modest like a bomb is subtle, do you know that? It's ridiculous.

Also, runner? My ass always looks awesome. These jeans just accentuate the fact.

Alright. Well, I'm going to go get some food now, so I'll probably see you around.

[ihavettk.livejournal.com]

...that doesn't even make sense, freak.

Hell, yeah. I'm the most modest person around!

My ass is Super. Just because you like to Flash people doesn't mean you can measure up.

Sure, probably.

[sofasterthanyou.livejournal.com]

You asked me if I ate all of them! And then I replied that no, I didn't eat the less fortunate. Duh.

...Your puns need serious work. I'm afraid Tim hasn't been the best influence on you. Perhaps you should spend more time with Nightwing. At least Dick knows how to pun properly.

Anyway, I'm back now. Hope you like steaks. Because I think I bought a whole cow. Also, lots of other things. Vegetables! They're delicious! And a couple dozen packets of noodles (not Ramen, by the way) and some other stuff. I think I might try cooking before you get home. We'll see how it works out.

[ihavettk.livejournal.com]

Smart ass. You know what I meant.

Doesn't change the facts! Face it, my ass is just sexier.

Cissie'll be pleased. She told me to make sure you ate vegetables. She'll make a great mother.

[sofasterthanyou.livejournal.com]

Shut up, you totally love it.

Umm, no thanks. I'm rather partial to my own.

Hah. Funny, she told me that I should make you eat more vegetables. And less Ramen. Ramen isn't food.

[ihavettk.livejournal.com]

Ramen is an ancient and noble food. And delicious.

I'll admit, my sexy, firm ass would look really weird on your stringy body.

[sofasterthanyou.livejournal.com]

You're ridiculous.

Also, jerk. I'll have you know that people seem to like my "stringy body" just fine. And you are often declared to be "too beefy." So there.

[ihavettk.livejournal.com]

Some people live their lives in denial. Sure, they claim my body is too beefy, but that's just cause they're jealous.

Psh, who likes your stringy body more than my finely toned one?

[sofasterthanyou.livejournal.com]

Jealous? Of what? The fact that you can't fit in normal-sized clothes? I've seen your shirts, Kon. You stretch out the arms.

Uh... I dunno. Um. People?

[ihavettk.livejournal.com]

Just cause they don't fit your teeny arms doesn't mean they're stretched.

Ha! You can't think of anyone!

[sofasterthanyou.livejournal.com]

No, crazy. I know they're stretched because they are bigger than the new shirts you so rarely buy.

I can too! Jaime likes me just fine. So there.

[ihavettk.livejournal.com]

Please. Not by much!

That's probably because he's never met me.

So...how'd that go? Did he swoon and fall into your arms?

[sofasterthanyou.livejournal.com]

Psh. Freak.

Just as well, too. I don't want you corrupting him.

Uh, no. Shut up.

[ihavettk.livejournal.com]

You totally have a crush on him, don't you?

[sofasterthanyou.livejournal.com]

...We might be going out.

[ihavettk.livejournal.com]

...

You shitting me?