The Kid of Steel

1. Your Name:
2. Are we friends?
3. Do you have a crush/attracted to me?
4. Would you kiss me?
5. ...with tongue?
6. Would you enjoy it?
7. Would you ever ask me out or go out with me if I ask you out?
8. Would you make a move on me in a movie theatre?
9. Tell me one odd/interesting fact about you:
10. Would you take care of me when I'm sick?
11. Do you want to tell me something that you couldn't before?
12. If you heard a rumor about me, would you defend me?
13. Do you think I'm a good person?
14. Would you let me sleep with you (in the same bed)?
15. Do you think I'm hot?
16. Would you call me just because?
17. Would you ever listen to my problems even if they don't involve you?
18. If you could change anything about me, would you?
19. Would you have sex with me?
20. Would you come over for no reason just to hang out?
21. What do you like most about me (looks and/or personality)?
22. Will you post this so I can fill it out for you?

Taken from Kal. I probably should have looked at it before filling it out. Because there were WAY too many questions about making out/sex for me to want to think about with the guy I was cloned from. But it's a good quiz anyway.

Make a list of things you've survived.

1. My DNA almost breaking down a few times
2. Tons of bad guys trying to kill me
3. Tim's undead ex-girlfriend trying to kill me
4. Saving the world/city/universe/all of time and space/what have you
5. Bad break-ups
6. High school
7. Luthor's mind control
8. "Birds and the Bees" with Superman.
9. Bart's cooking. Also Gar's.
10. Dying.

Make a list of your personal heroes.

1. Superman. Because duh.
2. The Guardian.
3. Aunt Martha.
5. Uncle Jonathan.
6. Dubbilex

I don't have a father.

I mean, I'm a clone, yeah, but I don't have anyone who's anything like a father, even. I mean, the Guardian or Dubbilex mighta come close, but I lost both of 'em before anything really happened.

And the guys who gave me genetic material? No. Neither's my father. Don't even go there.

Look... I'd almost be ok with thinking of Kal like a father. Not my father, but the whole biological dad thing. He's not too bad.

But if he's my father, that means Luthor is too.

And I don't care if I've got some of his goddamn genes. Luthor and me aren't related. All we have in common is some unfortunate DNA. He isn't my dad. And neither is Kal.

So there's no point in me talking about my father. I don't have one.

[For sunday_reveries using this picture prompt. I felt like we needed the third mentor's perspective. Kal kind of surprised me, though!]


Kon sat on the roof of the House of El in New Krypton typing out an email to Tim and Cassie. New Krypton was weird. People were flying all the time, and everyone whispered about him and it was generally not so cool. Thara Ak-Var was pretty cool, but Alura kept talking about him like his half human status was -

"Conner?"

Kon jumped a little. "Hey Kal," he said, scratching the back of his head. He closed his computer. "Didn't hear you there."

Kal smiled at him nervously and his hands twitched as if he were eager to futz with his glasses. Oh, great. Kal was in full-on Clark mode. "I thought maybe we should talk. It's been a while, you know?"

( ''Sure, whatever.'' Shit, did Kal know about the threesome thing? Of course he knew, he was Superman. )